A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it was time to stop her husband from sleeping in Church. So, she took her hat pin and decided that she would poke him every time he fell asleep. Right about the first time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And who created the Universe?" The wife pokes her husband, he awakes and yells, "My God!"
The second time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And who died on the cross for you?" She pokes her husband and he screams, "Jesus Christ!"
The third time the preacher asks, "And what did Eve say to Adam the second time she was pregnant?" The wife pokes her husband, and he jumps up and yells, "By God, if you poke me with that thing one more time, I am going to break it OFF!"
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