There's a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and an American walking down a beach when they stumble across a bottle buried in the sand. They uncover it and rub it clean when out pops a Genie who tells them that he will grant them all One wish.
The Canadian goes first and says, "My father was a farmer, I am a farmer and my son will be a farmer. I wish for the land that we farm to be forever fertile."
"Done!", says the Genie with a clap of his hands.
Osama Bin Laden goes next and says, "I wish for a really big wall to be built all around Afghanistan to keep the infidels out. I want it to be really big and really wide so that nothing can get in or our!"
"Done!", says the Genie again.
The American is next. Before he makes his wish he syas, "I'd like to ask a question."
"Go ahead.", says the Genie.
"Well, exactly how big is this wall?"
"It is 100 million feet tall and 100 million feet wide. Nothing can get in or out!"
"Then fill it with water!" says the American.
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