GUESS WHO?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.  He takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.  Curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the middle-aged man and asks him what he is doing.

"I'm sending out 1,000 valentine cards signed 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer!"



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