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| ANY SIMILARITY BETWEEN YOU AND A HUMAN BEING IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL! ANYONE WHO TOLD YOU TO BE YOURSELF COULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU WORSE ADVICE! AS AN OUTSIDER, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE HUMAN RACE?? BETTER AT SEX THAN ANYONE, NOW ALL HE NEEDS IS A PARTNER! CALLING YOU STUPID WOULD BE AN INSULT TO STUPID PEOPLE! DID YOUR PARENTS EVER ASK YOU TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME?? DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE IF YOU'D HAD ENOUGH OXYGEN AT BIRTH? DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO ACCEPT YOU AS YOU, OR DO YOU WANT THEM TO LIKE YOU? DO YOU STILL LOVE NATURE, DESPITE WHAT IT DID TO YOU? DON'T YOU NEED A LICENSE TO BE THAT UGLY? EVERY GIRL HAS THE RIGHT TO BE UGLY, BUT YOU ABUSED THE PRIVILEGE! GO AHEAD, TELL THEM EVERYTHING YOU KNOW...IT'LL ONLY TAKE 10 SECONDS!! HE IS LIVING PROOF THAT MAN CAN LIVE WITHOUT A BRAIN!! HE IS THE KIND OF MAN THAT YOU WOULD USE AS A BLUEPRINT TO BUILD AN IDIOT!! HE'S NOT STUPID, HE'S POSSESSED BY A RETARDED GHOST!! HI! I'M A HUMAN BEING! WHAT ARE YOU?? HOW DID YOU GET HERE? DID SOMEONE LEAVE YOUR CAGE OPEN?? I'D LIKE TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO GET MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS!! I BET YOUR BRAIN FEELS AS GOOD AS NEW, SEEING THAT YOU'VE NEVER USED IT!! I BET YOUR MOTHER HAS A LOUD BARK!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU SO STUPID...BUT IT REALLY WORKS!! I DON'T THINK YOU ARE A FOOL, BUT THEN THAT'S MY OPINION AGAINST THOUSANDS OF OTHERS! I HEAR THE ONLY PLACE YOU'RE EVER INVITED IS OUTSIDE! I HEARD YOU GOT A BRAIN TRANSPLANT AND THE BRAIN REJECTED YOU!! I HEARD THAT YOU WENT TO HAVE YOUR HEAD EXAMINED, BUT THE DOCTORS FOUND NOTHING THERE! I KNOW YOU'RE NOBODY'S FOOL, BUT MAYBE SOMEONE WILL ADOPT YOU! I THOUGHT OF YOU ALL DAY TODAY...I WAS AT THE ZOO!! I WOULD ASK YOU HOW OLD YOU ARE, BUT I KNOW YOU CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH! I'D LIKE TO LEAVE YOU WITH ONE THOUGHT...BUT I'M NOT SURE THAT YOU HAVE ANYWHERE TO PUT IT! I'LL NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME THAT WE MET - ALTHOUGH I'LL KEEP TRYING! I'M BUSY NOW. CAN I IGNORE YOU SOME OTHER TIME? I'VE SEEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU BEFORE, BUT I HAD TO PAY ADMISSION! IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS, YOU MUST BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE!! IF YOUR BRAIN WAS CHOCOLATE, IT WOULDN'T FILL AN M&M!! KEEP TALKING, SOMEDAY YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT!! LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES - USE BIRTH CONTROL!! SO, A THOUGHT CROSSED YOUR MIND? IT MUST HAVE BEEN A LONG AND LONELY JOURNEY!! SOMEDAY YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF!! - AND WISH YOU HADN'T!! THERE'S NO VACCINE AGAINST STUPIDITY!! |
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| IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN NEVER THINK OF THE RIGHT INSULT TO GIVE TO SOMEONE UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE...THEN THIS PAGE IS FOR YOU...A LIST OF PUT DOWNS FOR ALMOST ANY OCCASION!! |
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