I was standing at the checkout with my two year old son, and there was a heavy set girl in the line ahead of us. As the cashier scanned the lady's items, the bar code reader gave off a continuous beeping sound. All of a sudden, ny son said loudly, "Mommy, watch out! She's going to back up!" That was the only time in my life I wanted to crawl into a hole.
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A father was at the beach with his children when his four year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven,"the dad replied. The boy thought for a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
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After a church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!"
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