| WHAT MEN SAY...AND REALLY MEAN |
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| IT'S A BLOKE THING! There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, so you've no chance of making it logical. CAN I HELP WITH DINNER? Why isn't it already on the table?? IT'D TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN! I've no idea how it works! I WAS LISTENING TO YOU, IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND! I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra! TAKE A BREAK LOVE - YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD! I can't hear the football over the vacuum cleaner! I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING! I hope I think of some pretty soon! I CAN'T FIND IT! It didn't fall into my hands, so I'm completely clueless! I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I haven't the slightest idea what you just said. I'm just hoping that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days nagging at me! YOU LOOK TERRIFIC! Please don't try on another outfit, I'm absolutely starving! I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE! No-one will ever see us alive again! |
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