Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie...*POOF!*...you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world!"...*POOF!*...The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm losing weight!"...*POOF!*...The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely stunning blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..."...*POOF1* |
