YOUR PREGNANCY QUESTIONS ANSWERED |
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Should I have a baby after 35? NO - 35 CHILDREN IS PLENTY!! When will my baby move? WITH ANY LUCK, WHEN IT REACHES 21!! What is the most reliable method of determining the baby's sex? CHILDBIRTH!! The more pregnant I get, the more strangers smile at me, why? BECAUSE YOU'RE FATTER THAN THEY ARE!! What should I avoid whilst recovering from childbirth? PREGNANCY!! Apparently, it's not pain I'll feel during childbirth, but pressure, is this true? YES, IN THE SAME WAY THAT A TORNADO MIGHT BE CALLED AN AIR CURRENT!! What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? THE MOTHER MAY WANT TO RETHINK HER PLANS TO BREASTFEED!! |
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