YOUR PREGNANCY QUESTIONS ANSWERED
Should I have a baby after 35?
NO  -  35 CHILDREN IS PLENTY!!

When will my baby move?
WITH ANY LUCK, WHEN IT REACHES 21!!

What is the most reliable method of determining the baby's sex?
CHILDBIRTH!!

The more pregnant I get, the more strangers smile at me, why?
BECAUSE YOU'RE FATTER THAN THEY ARE!!

What should I avoid whilst recovering from childbirth?
PREGNANCY!!

Apparently, it's not pain I'll feel during childbirth, but pressure, is this true?
YES, IN THE SAME WAY THAT A TORNADO MIGHT BE CALLED AN AIR CURRENT!!

What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
THE MOTHER MAY WANT TO RETHINK HER PLANS TO BREASTFEED!!
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