A crook thought maybe he could rob a church. He takes the money but notices a priest. The crook decides to kill the only witness, so he pulls out his gun, and fires. The bullet missed as the crook says, "Damn, I missed!"
The priest tells the crook, "If you swear in the house of God again, you will be struck down by lightening."
The crook raises his gun, shoots again and misses again. "Damn, I missed." he says.
Suddenly, the Heavens open up and a bolt of lightening thunders down and hits the priest. Then a booming voice says, "Damn, I missed!"
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