REALLY SAID IN COURT
These are apparently all things that were really said whilst in court!!

Q:  What is your date of birth?
A:  July fifteenth
Q:  What year?
A:  Every year


Q:  This myasthenia gravis  -  does it affect your memory at all?
A:  Yes
Q:  And in what way does it affect your memory?
A:  I forget
Q:  You forget.  Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten?


Q:  All your responses must be oral, okay?  What school did you go to?
A:  Oral


Q:  How old is your son  -  the one living with you
A:  Thirty eight or thirty five  -  I forget which
Q:  How long has he lived with you?
A:  Fourty five years



Q:  What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A:  He said, "Where am I Cathy?"
Q:  And why did that upset you?
A:  My name is Susan!
Phils
Stories & Stuff
Funny
Pics
Joke
Index
Eye Candy
Index
Text
Messages
Links
Page
Funny
Pics 2