| I was sort of kicking around the idea of how difficult it would be to be Santa Claus, visitning peoples homes by night and seeing people sleeping..especially if you weren't getting any at home...And so 'THE PLIGHT OF SANTA CLAUS' was born... |
| THE PLIGHT OF SANTA CLAUS |
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| SANTA CLAUS IS SHIT OUT OF LUCK THE POOR OLD BASTARD JUST CAN'T GET A FUCK FOR YOU SEE, IT IS TRUE - NO-ONE HAS A CARE HE ONLY GETS TO COME JUST ONE TIME EACH YEAR FOR MANY AN AGE NOW, MRS CLAUS WOULD SHOUT "SANTA! FUCK OFF! I'M NOT PUTTING OUT!" AND SO HE'S BEEN LEFT TO PLAY WITH HIMSELF UNLESS HE COULD FIND A WILLING LITTLE ELF ON CHRISTMAS EVE AS HE LEFT ON HIS SLEIGH HE PROMISED HIMSELF - WITH SOMEONE HE'D PLAY COMPLAINING TO RUDOLF AS THEY FLEW THROUGH THE AIR "I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH! IT'S FUCKING UNFAIR!" AS HE CLIMBED DOWN THE CHIMNEY ALL COVERED IN BLACK HE DECIDED TONIGHT HE WOULD EMPTY HIS SACK BUT AS USUAL, INSTEAD OF NOOKIE ALL THAT HE FOUND WAS MILK AND A COOKIE YOU KNOW IT'S NOT EASY AS YOU SLEEP SO TIGHTLY FOR SANTA TO SEE A GIRL IN A NIGHTIE SO I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF I SHOULD MENTION BUT SOME OF HIS BITS, STAND TO ATTENTION SO I CALL UPON YOU TO HELP IF YOU CAN AND HELP CHEER UP A LONELY OLD MAN FOR YOU SEE...IF YOU DO...IT'S FAIR TO SAY YOU'LL GET THE BEST PRESENT, WHEN HE NEXT COMES YOUR WAY!! |
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