A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.
The brunette came in first, with the redhead a close second. The blonde never finished.
When the blonde was picked up by the lifeboat she said, "I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms."
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Did you hear about the blonde that was fired from the M&M factory?
She was sacked for throwing away all the W&W's!! |
