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Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola were two Catholic boys whose lives paralleled each others in amazing ways.  In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy.  Faithfully they attended parochial school from kindergarten through their senior year in High School.  They took their vows to enter the priesthood early in College, and upon graduation became priests.  Their careers had come to amaze the world, but it was generally acknowledged that Antonio was just a cut above Timothy in all respects.

Their rise through the ranks of Bihop, Archbishop, and finally Cardinal was meteoric to say the least, and the Catholic world knew that when the current Pope died, it would be either Timothy or Antonio that would become the next Pope.

In time the Pope did die, and the College of Cardinals went to work.  In less time than anyone expected, smoke rose from the chimney and the world waited to see whom they had chosen.  The world, Catholic, Protestant and Secular were surprised to see that Timothy Murphy had been elected Pope.  Antonio was beyond surprise, he was devestated, because, even though Timothy was tremendoulsy gifted, Antonio knew he was the better qualified.  With gall that shocked the Cardinals, Antonio asked for a private session with them in which he asked, "Why Timothy?"

After a long silence, one old Cardinal took pity on the bewildered  Antonio
and rose to reply, "We knew you were the better of the two, but we just could not bear the thought of the leader of the Roman Catholic Church being called Pope Secola!"





OKAY...THIS IS A BIT AROUND THE HOUSES, BUT HERE GOES.  I GOT THIS JOKE FROM THE DAILY JOKELETTER SENT OUT BY COMICMAN, I BELIEVE IT WAS SENT TO HIM BY SOMEONE ELSE BUT I KNOW NOT WHOM...SO ALL I CAN DO IS THANK COMICMAN AND ASK YOU TO VISIT HIM SOON!!
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