Thor, the God of Thunder, was feeling horny and complained to the other Gods that he hadn't had sex for centuries. They advised that he visit Earth as it had more single women than any other planet.
So, after crusing a few bars and sinking a few beers he eventually went back to the hotel room of a stunning redhead. Everything about her was perfect apart from her slight speach impediment, but that didn't matter at all.
They had sex for hours and in every position before falling asleep. During the night Thor left and went back to Mount Olympus to tell of his conquest. It wasn't until telling of his sexual activities that he realised he hadn't introduced himself. So, he decided to go back to earth and do so.
On entering the hotel room he introduced himself, "Hello, I'm Thor!"
To which the redhead replied, "You're thor, I can't even pith thraight!"
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