WHAT WOMEN SAY...AND REALLY MEAN
CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again!

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE
...without you in it!

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while!

NO, PIZZA'S FINE
...you cheap bastard!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now!

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned!

COME HERE
My puppy does this too!

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU
...just not in that way.

YOU NEVER LISTEN
You never listen!

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend!

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will!

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF
I'm just being nice, there's no way I'm going dutch!

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!!
Well, near there, I just want to get this over with!

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS
We're gonna get smashed and make fun of you and your friends!!

Phils
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