Lawyer Jokes:

1. What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane? * Skeet.

2. If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him? * It might be your bicycle.

3. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? * The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.

4. A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"Fifty bucks for three questions", replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?", asked the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replied,"And what was your third question?"

5. What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the the road? * There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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