Clothing Time

Clothing time,
Take out all the outfits
That should never be worn on this world.

Clothing time,
Time to spray some perfume
Onto every boy that's dressed as a girl.

Clothing time,
It's ten minutes to Masquerade,
Hey! Get that that hot glue gun in here.

Clothing time,
Not everyone does masquerade,
There's fen who'd rather filk or just leer.

I don't know what's holding up my dress.
I don't know what's holding up my dress.
I don't know what's holding up my dress.
My dre-ee-es . . .

Clothing time,
Waiting for the judging now,
My bodice is starting to rip.

Clothing time,
God I hope I don't get picked
For best creative use of a slip!

Clothing time,
Now that all the judging's done,
I can stand out with the best

Clothing time,
That ribbon's an improvement,
Now you can only see half of her chest.

I don't know what's holding up my dress.
I don't know what's holding up my dress.
I don't know what's holding up my dress.
My dre-ee-es . . .

Clothing time,
I won!
Here's my red ribbon, you see?

Clothing time,
You know what I think's scary?
It's the biggest piece of fabric on me!

I don't know what's holding up my dress.
I don't know what's holding up my dress.
I don't know what's holding up my dress.
My dre-ee-es . . .

In every part of fandom
There's a faction that's around the bend . . .

September 15, 1999

Dave, this is all your fault *chases him down the hall in the famous safety pin dress*