Favourite High School Subject: All of them. No joke. I miss those days.... What a nerd.
Favourite High School Caf Food: Ice cream sandwiches. I kind of wish General Tao had been born a Bronfman High caf lady instead of ruler of the Hunan province, but it just wasn't in the stars...
Favourite High School Dance Song: Earth Angel (think Enchantment Under the Sea)...
Previous Carnival Teams:
Riding the Caboose
Diablo
Drinkin' Seamen
Favourite Event: Team Song and Boatraces
Most Embarassing High School Moment: Big role in a Shakespearian masterpiece... on stage in tights... Semi-Coiteux... (that's the new word for half hard-on)
Where'd you learn to shoot like that?: Seven Eleven.
Favourite High School Subject: Anything that didn't deal will fetal pigs
Favourite High School Caf Food: Giant cinnamon buns (baked by lunchlady Beatrice)
Favourite High School Dance Song: Stairway to Heaven (Why settle for 3 or 4 minutes of awkwardly holding on to a girl's waist when you can do it for 8!)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Up and Coming
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Skit and Boat Races
Most Embarassing High School Moment: They called me Chicken Legs, they called me Four-Eyes, they called me Fatso, they called me Buckwheat. They called me Eddie.
Favourite High School Subject: Math (Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and lets multiply!)
Favourite High School Caf Food: Itzakadoozie (something about watching Catholic school girls in hot little skirts slurping rapidly so it doesn't drip)
Favourite High School Dance Song: The Macarena
Previous Carnival Teams:
Becoming Honourable
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Trike Race (it's friggin' named after the guy)
Most Embarassing High School Moment: In Grade 9, ran for Freshman Class Rep, and had to sing the Friends theme song in front of 1200 people while wearing a Walkman ("All I could hear was the laughter")
Favourite High School Subject: French (the language of LOVE)
Favourite High School Caf Food: Swedish MeatBALLS
Favourite High School Dance Song: Move This (Technotronic)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Becoming Honourable
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Ballroom of Beer
Most Embarassing High School Moment: Getting caught by the police while..... (She'll tell you the rest in person)
Favourite High School Subject: Chemistry... because I learned how to make stronger beer.
Favourite High School Caf Food: BEER dipped in BEER served with a side order of BEER (I love caf food)
Favourite High School Dance Song: 99 Bottles of BEER on the wall
Previous Carnival Teams:
Alouette In The End Zone
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: The Iron Man (All 7 days, all 7 nights, every event, official & unofficial)... Can you handle perfect attendance??
Most Embarassing High School Moment: Who knew it was the girls' locker room?
Most Exciting High School Moment: Who knew it was the girls' locker room?
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Previous Carnival Teams:
Becoming Honourable
Diablo
Get A Pink Rabbit
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Favourite High School Subject: Gym (girls in tight shirts jumping around - 'nuff said)
Favourite High School Caf Food: Momma's home cookin' (Dave's school did not offer the luxury of a cafeteria)
Favourite High School Dance Song: When I Think About You I Touch Myself
Previous Carnival Teams:
Alouette In The End Zone
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Any involving the consumption of beer
Most Embarassing High School Moment: If you need to know, you'll have to ask him yourself (it's that bad)
Favourite High School Subject: Belgian; Taking-things-apart-and-putting-them-back-together class
Favourite High School Caf Food: Chinese Food (from Delice Flamboyant on St-Laurent)
Favourite High School Dance Song: The Macarena
Previous Carnival Teams:
Diablo
Drinkin' Seamen
Favourite Event: Anything involving cars
Most Embarassing High School Moment: The Macarena.
Favourite High School Subject: Phys. Ed during the glory days of co-ed volleyball
Favourite High School Caf Food: Foot-long hot dog
Favourite High School Dance Song: That song about liking Big Butts
Previous Carnival Teams:
Becoming Honourable
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Anything involving cars
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Favourite High School Subject: Detention
Favourite High School Caf Food: Corn-ja-ma-dogs!
Favourite High School Dance Song: Hello (Lionel Richie... reminds me of the first time I became a man. 'Twas the first time I saw a girl's secrets, and I was like HELLLOO!)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Wannabe A Gangsta
Favourite Event: Getting arrested... I mean All-Nighter
Most Embarassing High School Moment: Letting go a fart in grade 9 drama class... Oh well, wasn't the first time, won't be the last.
Favourite High School Subject: History... my teacher really touched me
Favourite High School Caf Food: Chocolate posicles
Favourite High School Dance Song: Lightning Crashes (Live)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Up And Coming
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Boat Races
Most Embarassing High School Moment: Basketball initiation... my teammates made me dress up in a bright orange pumpkin costume a month before Halloween for the entire day.
Favourite High School Subject: Photography
Favourite High School Caf Food: Shish
Favourite High School Dance Song: Save Tonight (Eagle Eye Cherry); My Pants Are Falling Down (Diesel Boy)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Up And Coming
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: All nighter, boat races, unofficial, paintball, naked Twister....
Most Embarassing High School Moment: "Yeah, so I'm the new kid in high school, and there was this class meeting about spirit week. So one of the things we had to vote on was a guy and girl to be in mock court. "What the f&%k is mock court?", I ask. Next thing I knew, everyone voted for me and a week later I had to dress up in a leotard and pranc e around the school as Tinkerbell for spirit points. Panty hose and wings. Then I discovered Carnival, and nothing was embarassing anymore!
Favourite High School Subject: Physical Science (The teacher would call us Igor, and on the last day of classes, we made Jiffy-Pop and roasted marshmallows over Bunsen burners)
Favourite High School Caf Food: Rammi's preservative-laden burgers, greasy Kosher donuts, and Rammi's bonus 1/12th of a slice on pizza day
Favourite High School Dance Song: Rhythm Is A Dancer (Snap)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Becoming Honourable
Inspector Gadget
Drinkin' Seamen
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Most Embarassing High School Moment: Intramural basketball, in the many long years awaiting a growth spurt. "Typically, I would spend the majority of these games merely running up and down the court. Then one day, I faked-left and spun-right my way to an open spot. I was so overwhelmed to receive the ball that I took one step to the left and then one step to the right. Yep, that's travelling. That was the first and last time I touched the ball for a while (except for the time I bought Air Jordans, ate a Big Mac, and shot off the roof, around the stage, through my hot teacher's legs, off the head of the kid with nasty acne, around the block, off each car in the parking lot, off a passing LearJet, nothing but net.... but nobody saw."
Favourite High School Subject: Law (I got credit for writing a paper on drug use and the benefits of the legalization of marijuana)
Favourite High School Caf Food: Tacos
Favourite High School Dance Song: Mr. Vain
Previous Carnival Teams:
Becoming Honourable
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Boat races, Snow sculpture
Most Embarassing High School Moment: On the first night of Grad Trip, I got so drunk fro doing tequila shots I had to be carried to my room at 8:00, and spent the next 2 days hungover. There were constant Katherine imitations for the rest of the week.
Favourite High School Subject: Physics... class trip to the amusement park to test the rides for different forces
Favourite High School Caf Food: At my school, you did not want to eat anything but the fries... I was lucky to have a mom who made me fresh sandwiches every morning.
Favourite High School Dance Song: Sexual Healing (Marvin Gaye) & Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Cindy Lauper... pretty much the anthem at my all-girls school.
Previous Carnival Teams:
Up And Coming
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Foosball (You Got Nothin'!) and watching Dave Lavallee in a gold dress in the skit
Most Embarassing High School Moment: Nothing in high school comes close to last year's Carnival Pub Crawl...hanging out of the cars with our shirts off... spanking Raj's bare ass... wanting to sleep with a CCM's roommate... pulling the trigger... pulling the trigger again...not remembering a thing but pictures to prove it all... (pretty much my everyday behaviour).
Favourite High School Subject: Biology, History, and English. I'm a loser.
Favourite High School Caf Food: We didn't have a caf but my favourite lunch time food were chicken parm wedges.
Favourite High School Dance Song: American Pie (it was written in my hometown... our only claim to fame)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Up And Coming
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: First night festivities and Ballroom of Beer (watching not doing)
Most Embarassing High School Moment: Being busted by the police for urinating in public.
Favourite High School Subject: Algebra... teacher was Mr. Slack, who never came to class and we could leave
Favourite High School Caf Food: Gigantic caf oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
Favourite High School Dance Song: Dreams (Des'ree)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Becoming Honourable
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Ballroom of beer, however disgusting, will always hold a place in my heart (a place about the size of 8 beers)
Most Embarassing High School Moment: Danny Brown's party, first week of grade 11 at a new school...trying to fit in with new friends, I insisted that I could do shots with the guys. So there I was, 8 guys and me around a table doing vodka shots. 10 shots and half-an-hour later, I felt fabulous. Another 20 minutes, and I was in the bathroom, all night, talking to Ralph on the big white phone. Not only that... I wouldn't let anyone in... I even made my friend Karen pee in the shower! So much for first impressions...
Favourite High School Subject: Math
Favourite High School Caf Food: Poutine and chocolate chip cookies still warm from the oven
Favourite High School Dance Song: Everybody Dance Now (C&C Music Factory)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Up And Coming
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Pub Crawl
Most Embarassing High School Moment: "I met this pretty cool guy... you know, charming, successful, even had his own business. After a few dates, I decided it was time for him to meet my friends so I invited him to one of our parties. He was going to come straight from work that night. Imagine my surprise when he showed up in a clown costume, ready to win over my friends with balloon animals! Turns out his business was professional clowning. AHH!"
Favourite High School Subject: The Colonialization of Western Civilization In Indo-China And The Northern Arctic In The 15th Century
Favourite High School Caf Food: Meat Pie
Favourite High School Dance Song: Pump Up The Jam (Technotronic)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Up And Coming
Diablo
Drinkin' Seamen
Favourite Event: Pub Crawl
Most Embarassing High School Moment: "'Twas the day of school's swim meet vs. one of our rivals. One of the most important races was the 4 X 100m relay. and I was to swim the last leg. The race begun and it was close. When it came to be my turn to swim, we were about even with the other team. My teammate touched the wall, and I dove in. Sadly, my trunks went down faster than Anna Nicole SMith on a 90 year-old rich guy. Right down to my knees, and completely off by the end of the first lap. At least it wasn't the backstroke.
Favourite High School Subject: Spanish (porque me gusta muchos los latinos... comprendes?)
Favourite High School Caf Food: Nachos with ALL the extras
Favourite High School Dance Song: Red Red Wine (UB40)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Becoming Honourable
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Lip Sync is my thang
Most Embarassing High School Moment: "I went to a very chi-chi, avant-garde hair salon in Yorkville, and told the raver hairdresser with the blue 20-hole Doc Martens to "explore his creativity." I wound up with an exact replica of the haircut of the cutest boy in school... who got everyone to tease me incessantly. It took 3 years to grow out. Fabulous!"
Favourite High School Subject: Spare
Favourite High School Caf Food: Dessert (J-E-L-L-O)
Favourite High School Dance Song: You're Unbelievable (EMF)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Becoming Honourable
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Ballroom
Most Embarassing High School Moment: "I never learned to read"
Favourite High School Subject: ESL (so I learns to speak English good)
Favourite High School Caf Food: Stinky cheese, baguette and Cabernet (isn't that what everyone has?)
Favourite High School Dance Song: Tubthumping (Chumbawumba)
Previous Carnival Teams:
Tribals In The Bush
Get A Pink Rabbit
Favourite Event: Team Chant, Century Club, Snow Sculpture, 8am Peel...
Most Embarassing High School Moment: The time everyone got to see my carpet (OK, so not a high school moment, but applicable nonetheless)
Favourite High School Subject: Math & Science
Favourite High School Caf Food: Fresh Baked Oatmeal Cookies
Favourite High School Dance Song: Mr. Vain
Previous Carnival Teams:
Ridin' The Caboose
Diablo
Drinkin' Seamen
Favourite Event: Lip Sync, Century Club
Most Embarassing High School Moment: "I was announced as being 3rd place in a debating competition in front of 500 people... then 5 minutes later it was reannounced that the scores were wrong, and I was 10th... I was crushed."
