Well, come on in folks and welcome to...
Shlumpy here would just love for you to have a good time and check out his
favorite links! Spending forty years in a traveling carnival nobody knows
more about how to have a good time than Shlumpy does - and by the look
on his face you can just tell, can't you? So take some advice from someone
who knows Shlumpy well (I'm his parole officer) and visit the sites that
have helped make Shlumpy a happier clown! Please don't get Shlumpy mad...
you don't want to anger Shlumpy... Shlumpy does things when he's angry.
Just do as Shlumpy says and everyone will be all right.
Shlumpy The Clown's
Favorite Links:
Updated July 2, 2008
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See the Official website of Shlumpy's favorite band of all time - Meet The Out Of Bodies!
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Devil Girl, Mr. Natural and other friends of Shlumpy's - a site created by Jesse, son of underground cartoonist R. Crumb
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Jzero's Cartoonist Club! A great club to join - if you're a cartoonist or not! (and it's FREE!)
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Check out Glumco.com! Shlumpy digs this art!
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Artgate Puppets! So lifelike!
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Signalnoise Design: the personal website of James White - illustration, photography, paintings and die vorlage.
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Take an intimate peek at a cartoonist's sketchbook - full of cartoons and pointless random thoughts! Shlumpy likes random thoughts!
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Go ahead, scream your head off! No one will believe you saw them move at the Vent Haven Museum!
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Awesome art! Sci-Fi, Horror, Fantasy and Goth at LopezStudios! No clowns though...
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Haunted ventriloquist dummies, scary flash animation and more!
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Take a peek at Shlumpy's creepy existence - see exclusive carnival pictures!
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Can you handle the truth? Get the Straight Dope!
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The ultimate Poo Poo Humor site - 'cause there's a little doodie in all of us.
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Turn your ordinary bedroom into a carnival! Here's how...
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Visit Coney Island and the NY Aquarium as photographed by Lisa Whiteman!
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Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Jimmy In My Tummy! ...Deliciously Sick!
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The cool art of Justin Hampton!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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Visit Rayartweb! - and thank God he doesn't paint clowns! Tell him Shlumpy The Clown sent you!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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Want more silly cartoons? Visit Indiana Suede and his Laffs Crusade!
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The Muppets are back and they're here!
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Shlumpy plays a real mean game of *Hot Peas And Butter* - check out this street play site!
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For the lazy artist or the incredibly bored. Create your own Hero interactively with the HeroMachine!
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Shlumpy may not have taste in clothes... but he's got taste in music! See the official Paul McCartney site!
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George Harrison may be gone, but his music lives on...
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...and what's Ringo been up to lately?
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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The scary clown page. Yeah, like no kidding!
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Oh no... Clowns clowns everywhere!
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Oooh, goody! A Comic about an axe murderer! Shlumpy likes!!!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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Learn to color black n' white drawings using Photoshop 5.5 - a free tutorial!
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Create your own web animation with this free tool from the folks at Lost Marble!
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Need to relax after seeing all those clowns? Visit Paul Simon's official site!
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Crazy Shockwave web animations by Todd Gallina!
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Send animated greetings to your friends from Messagemates.com!
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Feeling Jazzy? Slip into Satchmo.net... the official site of Louis Armstrong's Home and Archives!
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Conduct your own Furby Autopsy ...when you've grown bored of your cat!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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Shlumpy didn't find out anything on exploding cigars or squirting flowers - but he did find out about everything else works at How Stuff Works!
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Shlumpy's a sensitive clown... he wept when he read the touching story of Buzz Saw, a kid and his chain saw!
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When Shlumpy's not peering through holes in tents - he's checking out these funny Political Cartoons!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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Expose your inner child... Dissect a virtual frog at FrogGuts.com!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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YOUR SITE HERE!
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Shlumpy's Favorite Sites
An endless site of nothingness! A complete waste of time! Shlumpy laughed so hard looking at this that he soaked his clown pants... twice! See a dedicated Peter Pan fan! Little weird filmettes. The Dancing Jesus page. Evidentally, drinking Vodka and birth defects are a big problem in Russia amongst school kids... so they've decided to make it a part of their school curriculum to scare these kids sober by forcing them to look at these gory little keepsakes at the Kunstkamera Museum! Creepy Dolls... need we say more? Weird New Jersey... all the strange nooks n' crannies. Ron Lee's World of Clowns, a depressing roadside attraction. Everything you wanted to know about Farts, but were afraid to ask. |
Shlumpy's Favorite Links Page is really catching on!
Got an interesting site of your own that you think Shlumpy will like?
Give it a try! You've got nothing to lose (except your mind!)
It's easy... First, place the tiny little banner below
somewhere on your site and link it back to here!
Then, let us know where you've put our Shlumpy's Links banner
and we'll add you to our ever popular list!
Gawd!! ...sob! sob! Make it stop!!! (The music)
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