I love my sweetie on the Internet.
E-mail all day, but ain't never met.
His screen name is 'Bucket of Scum'
Mine is "Blonde but not real dumb".

He wants me to come visit him,
Relax in his trailer, the lights on dim.
He'll send me a schedule for the bus.
And I'll buy the tickets for both of us.

A trip of love, we're gonna take
I adore his every dandruff flake!
He said "You know you're my honey."
"Now get off the computer and send me money!"

I have his picture hanging in the den.
He looks just like Jack Nicholson.
His voice is like a symphony,
Calling out; "Heeerrree's Johnny!"

Can hardly wait for Valentine's Day
When his bail bond I will pay.
And when he gets out of jail?
We'll drink champagne by the pail!

My picture?...Well, a little joke
One of me, he'd have a stroke!
Since then, I've gone on a diet.
Pureed frogs, you ought to try it.

Love is great here in blue ozone.
All of my inhibitions........Gone!
I'll be a stripper and him, a caddy.
And my 8 kids will have a daddy!

~ © Swampetta (SWAMPETTA@aol.com)






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