Let me tell you all something, let me tell you all something, alright? I am the Game and I am that damn good. No one can beat me. You see, I am just so wonderful. I am an unstoppable force and you know why? I'll tell you all why, I will, I'll tell you all why. It's because I'm placing my french bread into Stephanie McMahon's hot oven. It just so happens that I do not like people like, Jericho, or RVD. These are people who don't deserve to be champion. I eat, drink and live this business like no other. No one lives this business more then me.
I'm getting so sick of the internet freaks making columns about how I use backstage politics to get what I want and how I'm only dating Steph to stay on top. You know, if you people keep spewing out this shit, she's gonna find out, dump me and then I'll be stuck in the NWA: TNA. Although, I wouldn't mind hooking up with Jeff Jarrett and screwing him to get what I want but that's beside the point. I will continue to hold wrestlers down if it means I get to stay on top of the wrestling world. Why do you think, Brock went to Smackdown! exclusively? I SENT HIM THERE BECAUSE I AM THE GAME AND I KNOW DEEP DOWN IN MY HEART THAT BROCK LESNAR COULD KICK MY FUCKIN' ASS. I don't want none of that.
Also, a lot of people say that I only put over my friends like, Shawn Michaels...... well duh! He's my friend. Do you honestly think I'm going to put over someone I don't know, someone I don't like, or someone who is just 100% better then me? I don't think so. I'm not stupid, at least, I don't think I am.
I use backstage politics. It's painfully obvious. You know what's funny though? There a some people out there that are actually fans of mine. How could anyone ever like me? I'm a douche bag and I prove that every Monday night on RAW. They claim I don't use politics, they claim I'm not using Steph. Those people are morons. They are so blinded by my muscles that they can't see how much of a jackass I really am.
To end this rant, I, Triple H, the Game, the Cerebral Assassin, the Fuckhead, the Monkey Prick, the Lame (thank you, Tom Zenk), will say this -- I will continue to destroy every push a talent gets, for I am the Game and I.. AM.. THAT.. DAMN.. GOOD! |
