Being a Year Older Than Me Still Doesn't Change the Fact That You're a Dumbass
I'm sitting at a table at lunch studying spanish, and some dumbass keeps bothering me, putting his hand over my notebook, calling me gay, the usual dumbass manuvers.  Then he starts in with saying that he's smarter than me and that I'm in easy classes.  I find this highly amusing considering he's in Ag. 2, which means he also took Ag. 1.  I point this out to him and he replies with "oh, yeah".  Exactly my point you dumbass, you can't even remember your own easy classes, and your calling me stupid.  What the hell?  Then he attacks with another stupid ass comment that even a five year old could conjure from the depths of his brain.  "Well, I'm older than you."  Congratulations asshole, you're in the same class as me, and your a  year older than me.  The thought that when he graduates he will nearly be 19, whereas I will be 17 and nowhere close to 18, never begins to cross his mind.  At this point I look at him and say "Being a year older than me still doesn't change the fact that you're a dumbass".  The look on his face was a look of realization that he actually is a dumbass, and has been robbed of this knowledge his whole life.  Oh, your a year older than me?  Well, you still suck.  F- you, keep taking Ag. and have one math class higher than mine (a bitchy teacher wouldn't let me take that class along with geometry my sophmore year because I had an 89% and not a 90% in the class that leads up to it), your still a dumbass.  Your one higher math class doesn't change the fact that you won't go to college, and you will end up sitting on your ass at the age of 30 with nothing to show for your life.

If your in Ag. 1 or 2 you can't tell someone your smarter than them.