2. Raisin Bran
3. Taco Bell food-like by-products
4. Ozone layer depletion
5. Rainforest destruction
6. "The Family Circus" comic strip
7. People who believe the South will rise again
8. Larry the Cable Guy
9. Fossil fuel usage
10. Long division
11. Poaching endangered species
12. George W. Bush was elected to a second term
13. Fully functional people on welfare (especially third-generation system-players)
14. Public education
15. Rampant spread of STDs
16. Tobacco
17. The smell of alcohol
18. Country music
19. Rap music
20. Wiggers
21. The Social Security Dilemma
22. The ten-millionth rerun of a rerun of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Adult Swim
23. Aaron Carter
24. Nickelodeon's Slime Time Live
25. Yappy little lapdogs
26. Poseurs
27. Internet pop-ups, ads, and spam
28. Arby's restaurant
29. The hidden monopoly of the corn industry
30. Organized religion
31. Cheerleaders
32. Magnetic car ribbons
33. Telemarketers
34. The death of disco
35. People who believe pregnancy is beautiful
36. Usage of the word "preggers" or other colorful euphemisms for containing a sack of cells with the potential to cure diseases that the entire U.S. Bible Belt fails to see much potential in doing so
37. Sunburn slappers
38. Corsets
39. Elvis impersonators
40. FOX cancelled "Futurama"
41. Knockoff name brand perfumes, watches, sunglasses and clothing
42. Baked beans
43. Cindy Crawford
44. Herbal Essences shampoo commercials
45. NASCAR
46. Football pre-empting shows such as "The Simpsons"
47. Algebra in daily life
48. Cigar stench
49. Jock itch
50. The entire Betamax system
51. How fast Count Dooku, General Grievous, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Kit Fisto and Mace Windu got killed in Star Wars Episode III
52. Scientology
53. Numerology
54. Goth kids who think they're really cool Satanists when really they're middle-class white punks who want to "fight the machine"
55. Good Charlotte and Simple Plan
56. The song "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
57. Split pea soup
58. Asparagus pee
59. People who give their kids exotic made-up or misspelled names such as "Sammiye" or "Apple"
60. The thought that in 50 years Tiffanys and Brittanys and Stacies are going to be in nursing homes
61. PeTA
62. PBS fundraising telethons
63. Couples in which the female is so dominant she uses the word we in every sentence at least twice
64. Bad karaoke singers
65. Kids named after U.S. states (excluding Virginia) or aging-liberal-hippie-douchebag nonsense names like Liberty or Freedom
66. George Foreman grills
67. Boxing Day (the Canadian holiday right after Christmas)
69. The British driving system
70. The word crispy
71. People who consider chess a sport
72. 4-year-olds in Tae Kwon Do
73. People with zits at least as big as pencil erasers that go untouched
74. People with big hairy moles in obvious parts of their body
75. Yuppies with golden retrievers named Jake
76. AAA batteries
77. Katie Couric
78. Alvin and the Chipmunks' voices
79. Gross flavored Jelly Belly beans
80. Eyepatches on non-pirate wearers
81. Neon color themed trailer parks
82. Timeshare complexes
83. The Sharper Image Ionic Breeze Air Purifiers
84. Jujyfruits
85. Couples who meet at family reunions
86. Perverts
87. Black Licorice
88. Hello Kitty
89. Rich celebrity Valley Girls who carry miniature dog breeds in designer purses everywhere they go
90. My allegedly-high speed ISP keeps going down
91. Descent of human morals
92. Really long stoplights
93. Religious zealots
94. American obesity
95. Cults that pass themselves off as real religions
96. Cliched British teeth jokes
97. Garden gnomes
98. Garden lawn jockeys
99. Lawn Flamingoes
100. People with unibrows
101. Mutants not part of the X-Men
102. Rat-faced people
103. Prostitutes
104. Girls Gone Wild video commercials
105. Litterbugs
106. Termites
107. Mosquitoes
108. The big hype about SARS, Mad Cow Disease, West Nile, Revenge of the Son of the Son of Rickets, whatever
109. Monday mornings
110. People who don't use deodorant
111. One-word insults
112. Overcrowded mass transit
113. People who whine too much
114. <insert race here> trash
115. Casual use of the "N" word
116. People who intentionally hit animals crossing the street
117. Rising stamp prices
118. Sales tax
119. Chronic liars
120. Wal*Mart's low low prices
121. Chiggers- annoying grass bugs
122. Deer ticks
123. Elementary school head lice checks
124. Airport security measures
125. International border customs
126. The smell of horse crap
127. Vampires
128. The increasing number of Pokemon merchandise and games
129. The high-school aged kids who still play card games involving battling monsters and magic
130. Especially if the aforementioned kids haven't hit puberty by their Junior year, couldn't get a date to save their lives and don't shower daily
131. Bedwetters above the age of 12
132. Parents who cover their childrens' ears when I try to tell them that the Walt Disney Empire is evil and bent on world control
133. Usage of the letter "H" in the musical tenor clef
134. The message "Sorry, please play again" under soda bottle caps
135. Incest
136. Crotchless panties