138. Poseurs
139. People who use conditions like dyslexia as an excuse for poor grammar
140. Parents who believe their 7-year-old needs Ritalin, because being a hyper little child "isn't natural"
141. "Funny home video" shows that use the same crappy "boing" "wakawakawaka" "drumroll" sound clips in every stinking video
142. Half of my classmates
143. People who associate intelligence with being pretentious
144. People infatuated with crappy punk bands that sing of death, destruction, anarchy and Hell when they are nothing more than angsty white teenagers
145. Mullets
146. People who make things harder than they need to be, when it isn't even hard on a third grade level
147. Gas prices
148. "Napoleon Dynamite"
149. Third-world nations with first-world tourist traps
150. T-shirts with ancient cliched sayings
151. My dog's gas
152. Gang violence
153. Brunettes with awful blonde dye jobs
154. SCIENTOLOGISTS AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM (different from Thing I Hate #53)
155. High school freshmen
156. The letter E
157. My birthday only comes once a year
158. Valentine's Day
159. The guys who run my server internet connection
160. That mentally retarded girl in my 11th grade study hall class who smelled like bad fried chicken and never stopped humming to herself
161. Michael Moore documentaries
162. Ebola Zaire
163. Emo kids
164. Pocket protectors
165. People who wear pocket protectors
166. People who honestly believe that your toilet's water rotation is based on your hemisphere
167. Cars on cinder blocks in the front yards of trailers
168. Parents who tell their kids that they can be astronauts when they grow up--get real, people.
169. When McDonald's burns my McNuggets
170. My 11th grade Anatomy and Physiology class
171. France
172. The French Language
173. Assless chaps
174. Strom Thurmond filibusters
175. The Democratic Republic of the Congo
176. Tom Cruise
177. The f***er who desecrated my TBHS art contest entry my sophomore year
178. 3-D Glasses
179. Magnetic car ribbons
180. The show "Tom Goes to the Mayor"
181. Slumlords
182. The book "Tuesdays With Morrie"
183. Nelly
184. Lou Bega
185. Oscar Wilde quotes
186. Dippy Drinking Birds
187. John Travolta
188. People who think that giving bunny ears with your index and middle fingers means something sexual
189. Military standardizing tests
190. The Sudoku fad
191. The South Beach Diet
192. The Atkins Diet
193. The sudden popularity of poker
194. Crazy Frog
195. The Veggie Tales' religious propoganda clumsily disguised as a childrens' cartoon
196. Red Bull energy drinks
197. MTV
198. Amendment 21, Article 2 of the U.S. Constitution
199. People who think I'm Mexican or Jewish
200. Fazoli's restaurant
201. The sheer number of different sounds that the dipthong "ough" can make
202. Anyone who read #201 and thought that a dipthong is something you wear
203. People who give half-used containers of petroleum jelly as an offering... in a canned food drive
204. Unemployed Asians
205. 2-in-1 VCR/DVD players
206. People who use their fingers to make quotation marks while talking
208. Kosher dill pickles that aren't cut to my exact specifications
209. Will Ferrell movies
210. People who leave head lamps on when they drive at night, even if the weather is perfectly fine
211. Jack Black movies post-2000
212. People who can't just friggin' sit down and watch a whole movie or pay attention to it at all, so they use TiVo at least 5 times every half hour to catch every part they missed while I'm trying to watch it
213. Society's constant demands to be the prettiest person out there or else you will be persecuted by your peers
214. Pink flyers that scare and confuse me
215. Burger King makes burnt chicken fries
216. The number 216
217. People who believe that extending your thumb when flipping them off is supposed to mean something sexual
218. People who don't know the difference between a bassoon and an oboe
219. Frankie Muniz
220. Girls who dye their hair bright blonde but have black eyebrows
221. Fat cheerleaders
222. Christmas trees
223. People who can't locate Africa on a map
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