Kierstin H. - Has twin balls. Claims toilet paper comes out of me bum. Has rainbow boobs. Quote: [legs crossed] "I HAVE TO PEE!!!" Tony - Comical. Pleasant to have around. Enjoys rubbing my leg with his un-shoed foot for some odd reason = /. Quote: [looking at a bag of peanuts on the floor] TONY: "Why are there nuts on the ground?" ME: "Because you forgot to put on underwear this morning, Tony." [other people laughing] TONY: [a minute later] "Wait... WHAT?! Ooooh! I get it now!" Kevin J. - Pale. Likes Invader Zim. Skin contains -10 melanin content. ANTONYM(S): dark Chris K. - .... Brittney - Tried to run me over with her power chair thing... My promenade buddy. Quote: "I have to take my makeoff up." (Ok... that's one of my quotes, but she wanted me to put that in here for some odd reason...) Jackie - My nextdoor locker neighbor. Samantha L. (AKA Sam, Sammi) - Very cheerful. Fun to be around. Quote: [looking at orange bucket shut with a lid on Mrs. Sand's desk] SAM: "What's that for?" DEREK: "It's full of flying caterpillars for our science experiment today." SAM: "WOW! Really?! I wanna see!" [grabs the bucket and rips the lid off] SAM: "HEEEY! There's no caterpillars in here!" [the rest of us are cracking up while Sam continues looking in the bucket] Brett - Comical. Fun to be around. Likes to bother Mrs. Davis Melissa - One of my science buds. ^_^ Always wears her hair up. = / Daniel - Owner of a 5 minute something seconds mile. Alan - Reminds me of a monkey. Jessica (AKA Shorty, Tiny, Monkey) - Small in stature, but should not be judged by her size. She tackled me after I made fun of her during PE... and she gave me ouchies... = / (I nailed her in the knee and she had to wear a brace though... heh heh) Obsessed with basketball. Possesses Mayan features. May be somehow related to ancient Mayans. Quote: "Say what?" Ashlee - Likes bowling? Fun to be around. Obsessed with Shane T. Quote: ASHLEE: "You know, I'm still mad at you..." ME: "What?! What did I do?" ASHLEE: "You stole my picture of Shane!!" Lindsey M. - Thinks I'm an artist? (She signed my yearbook several times praising me) One of three who can perform the almighty KARATE POKE OF DEATH. NIck - Breakdancer. Has an afro... a big, scary afro. Fraternal twin brother of Tyler. FOR MORE INFO: see Tyler Tyler - Dancer. Fraternal twin brother of Nick. Ann - Resembles a small bird... with a pointy beak. Katie - Pleasant. Intelligent. Colette (AKA Bleachy) - Formerly brown, she became white in an unfortunate bleach truck accident. Adam - Tall. Has a mushroom head. Stephanie - Likes dogs. Dogs are good... Bronwyn - Thinks i live in a box in the parking lot outisde a monastery. MIchelle - Giggles. Marked by her unique way of giggling. Kelly O. (AKA Kelly Beth) - Insane. Likes bothering Mrs. Davis. Quote: "Cookie shit." Nicole P. - Thinks "That schoolhouse down there is purdyer than a little red wagon going up a hill." Jodi (AKA Joey) - Often eats pixie stix to become hyper, but is also known for periods of spontaneous hyperness. Has the ability to pinch with 100 lbs of pure crushing pressure and leave hicky-like bruises. Likes her work to be without flaw. Enjoys chasing me with highlighters with Rachel C. and Enjoli P. Likes pushing me into pushes and hiding my backpack. Also enjoys running after me with a ball of chewed gum on a stick. Quote: "Remember the pageant??" FOR MORE INFO: see Rachel C., Enjoli P. Also see PERFECTIONIST Ashley - ??? Kaelisa - Has a pretty singing voice. Chanh- Looks similar to a chipmunk. Will respond to ,"HOY BABOY!" and has a chode. Enjoli - Is frightened of me. Enjoys chasing me with highlighters with Jodi P. and Rachel C. Quote: [beating me with a book] "KARMA TAKES ITS TOLL!!!" FOR MORE INFO: see Rachel C., Jodi P. Steven - ? Hilary - She taught me an important lesson : In crosscountry, you have to run. Kelly - Has vermin in her shoe. Quote: "PIN!!" Christa R. - She's a COP. Seth - Intelligent Suhail - My algebra buddy. Brittany - Artistic. |
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