| After a whole year of not updating my site at all, I managed to bring my lazy ass over to Geocities and open my account to make some changes. Don't blame me! I was busy. Recently, I was asked to be in a music video. Yeah, it was a rap video by the Pimpin' $$$ Thugs. I never heard of 'em, but the kids love 'em I hear. In the video, I played a gangsta avenging mah dead homiez. So to help prepare for the part, I got myself a gun and headed down the the 'hood. I shot at all of the "evil-doers" I saw lurking in the shadows (which is roughly 95% of the people in the 'hood). Then for even more practice, I got this old guy that lives down the street from me while he was checking his mail (this was right after I bought the gun so I was real anxious to try it out, you must understand... Those bullets were burning a hole in my pocket). I jumped out of the bushes at him and said my line: "This is for mah dead homiez, foo'!" and nailed him in the stomach. Don't feel bad, though. He was really OLD and his entire family died in that car crash last summer (when I took out a local bridge with an explosives kit I ordered online... but I probably told you all about that already, right?). So it's not like anybody was too sad to see him go. Well, maybe his dog... but dogs don't have brains (at least, I don't think so...). He'll get over it. He'll make plenty of new friends when they send him to the pound. Well... if they don't put him to sleep right away. I know they don't keep the dogs too long anymore... = /. But enough about that dog. Stupid thing barked too much anyway. So yeah, I'm in this rap video. Keep your eyes open for it. I'm the thuggish looking one in the background with the backwards hat and the ultra-cool bling-bling around mah neck. Oh, and before you go, it should be said that a somewhat-important change has been made. Instead of the stupid text for the link to the main page somewhere around the section you're in that says "Back to the Main Page!!", I now have a picture to link the website-goers to this index page. Wanna go home? Look around the section you're in and keep your eyes peeled for the picture below. Click it and you will immediately be sent back here. No more stupid text links! Peace out, yo. Whurd to yo mothas. |
