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| Here's where I post all my inside jokes. There are shoutouts here. Here are shoutouts... I think I have said all that has been required for me to state. I belive I will leave now. Oh yeah! Um, if I don't have any inside jokes with you, then you won't be in here. If I do have one with you and you're not here, IM me about it. You will be added. |
| BrItt T. - Stop tempting me with your ice cream! Poor Mike. Poor Baldwin. I often play with my balls in the backyard. Would you like to pet my balls? She refuses to rub my balls... NO ONE CAN REFUSE THE BALLS!!! Stop reaching into your bag. Bring an armadillo and some leeches and meet me at the pier at 7:00. Tupa, stop flirting with Justin. WHERE THE HELL IS MY BACKPACK?! KaYlA A. - Hey Windy Buddy! I'm gonna jet like jello! All perky people will meet their downfall. Life is SO squishy... according to me anyway. WATCH OUT FOR THE BARBIES!!! THEY''RE EEEEVIL!!! They're thinkin' evil thoughts... like PIE! GOBBLE GOBBLE!! Hi, Hoodges! "Honey, does that look like a bump to you?" "No, that's just your nipple." THE HANDS!!! HI there, Toitle! There are pimples on my pimples... WANNA SEE?! LiNdSeY - You'll never poke me! NEVER! MWAHAHA! I gets a frappucino! JeNNiE S. - But Santa, I don't want coal for Christmas! "Don't even think about getting Stef, she's taken. And Jessica, too!" Say hello to Greg and Rhonda. You missed Greg's party, but that's ok! (he used "protection") If I ever invented the pizza sandwich, I would call it the.... the pizza sandwich. "OH MY GOD! YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRLY GIRL! Aww... you look so cute!" "I wasn't throwing milk duds at your boobs, I was aiming for your head!" CHI- CHI! TrInA M. - Stop circling me! Trina, that looks SOOOOO fabulous! Foreigners: People with thick accents. [does muffin dance] He tried to grab your @$$! Your lessons are finally over... I'm in your profile! I feel so special... VOTE FOR TRINA!! KeLLy P. - Poke the guinea! Oh great, you have vermin in your shoe. "Where she stands, there is happiness. Where I stand, there is naught but depression." AyZsHa E. - Pie-- apple pie. Are you trying to seduce me? "The Beginning of the End." "BECAUSE SHE'S GAY??" KiErStIn H, - I often enjoy sculpting meat in the form of my balls. ABBA and ABBO! Let's steal his shoe. Kierstin Nurl the Lotion Kitchen!!! Toilet paper comes from my butt? OOH! You've got rainbow boobs! Toilet paper... from my ass. KIERSTIN: "Hey, Kimberly! Are you gay?!" KIMBERLY: "What?! I am not!" [Kierstin pulling me away from Kimberly] KIERSTIN: "Don't get too close to her! You might catch the GAY!" AlYssA A. - HOO HOO HA!! MY BANANA! SaRaH V. - Stop poking me! VAMPIRIC? Guten tag? Sounds like a food... Let's sit on Sarah's head! SHE'S NAKEY!!! I read that book first, biter. "I was banned from reading :-(." I will now call you "worm", because you have totally abused the word "book". GIANT WORMY LEMUR!!! I saw you on TV! "Alana has gone mad." I still need to explain things to your sister... "Technically, that isn't it. They're just... enjoying themselves..." Hey, love monkey. "Whoa! Look how much ranch there is on my pizza!" BrIttAnY V. - Would you like to smell my thing? HA! I WON! My muffin! HiLaRy P. - Did you know that in cross country you have to run? I went crowd surfing on the bush... and I split a branch in half... "I don't like this chair." ALi B. - Are you going to rape us? Yes, my dears. Have we broken up? Those darn postal workers... WE SHOULD FILE A COMPLAINT! It sure is hot in Satan's belly... Killer peanuts!!! ME: "Ah, perhaps a shining ray of hope has penetrated the dark and ominous clouds?" ALI: "No, I think it was just lightning." KeLLy O. - Beth! Do you need to sit on the throne? Michael Jackson has chunky socks... Thanks for the monkey! It's the winky lady! **winky wink** His suit is hurting my eyes!! "There are apes... on a planet." YOU MEAN BEAN! CLICK CLICK CLICK!!! TICKS!!! We should call Mrs. Davis Auntie May! KrIsTiNa S. - My balls are detachable... Did you just call me a whore? CHO! "Whoo! DId you see that?! There's a blue giraffe behind you!" EnJoLi P. - Ugh, I hate Mr. Manning... We should get TONY to bend down in front of him! KARMA TAKES ITS TOLL!! BrIgId C. - You can't make just ONE sandwich! You have to make lots of sandwiches! "We don't have a picture of James Oglethorpe, but he looked like a parrot. He pecked at people with his beak-like nose and that gave them AIDS." I have a chicken and it looks like it has a beard... it's name is Barbara. Make like a moose and erase! "Stop contradicting me!!" "Hold on, I lost my sandwich." That's a really nice stereo... [looking at Mr. Gammie] What a moose... "Hi. Is George home?" AsHlEy D. - Backup!! "What is it with you and Abercrombie and Fitch?" JuStIn A. - Ha... what a pimp... [looking at dance card] "Hmmm... we're two-stepping together.... WANNA PRACTICE?!" [holding arms outstretched] TyLeR D. - [points at Tyler] He got punched in teh face by Arden... HA HA HA. FAIRY LOVER! ToNy H. - HOODGES! "Because you forgot to put on underwear this morning, Tony." KeLLy P. - Loser... CLICK CLICK! "Caaaandddyyyy?" PIN!! "G-go away... I don't want your damn candy!!" Elaine S. - What a prick... IT'S THE CHEEZ-IT!! More spam! More spam!! |
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