Many years ago in a small city in Australia there lived a boy named Kyle.  He was a goofy looking young boy with wild hair and glowing eyes.  Kyle was the envy of all the other kids in the city.  Unfortunately, Kyle grew up to be a very rude child.  He would never play fair with the other kids, nor did he ever share.  He frequently became violent just because he felt like it.  His temperament was a major problem for his parents who feared him and had to watch him constantly.  One day, Kyle's parents had to go out of town and left Kyle with a babysitter.  They were careful to give her all the instructions that she needed to tame the child and instructed her in all the ways to mitigate his anger.  The babysitter did everything the parents suggested, and all was well until dinner time.       The babysitter was making food when Kyle had asked her for a banana.  She was busy and made the sad mistake of telling him that she would get him one later.  The instructions Kyle's parents left specifically said that Kyle does not wait for food.  Kyle replied, "b****, get my banana now!" as he slapped her across the face.  Instead of backing off, the dumb a** babysitter was pissed and struck back.  The two of them started after each other.  Kyle yanked at the babysitter's hair as she screamed.  The babysitter then grabbed Kyle by the legs and started to whirl him around.  Kyle then grabbed the babysitter and had her in a headlock as he hooked at her nose.  The babysitter then slammed Kyle into the wall and threw him off her shoulders.  This went on for a while, but sadly, the babysitter won as she was 17 and Kyle was only two.  In revenge, the babysitter took Kyle, dragged him outside, and tossed him out into the forest to fend for himself.      Things were not looking so well for Kyle as he sat there alone crying for hours.  All of a sudden, something shook in the trees.  Kyle sat quietly waiting to see what unholy creature would emerge.  The brush shook a little more, then, suddenly, out popped a naked large breasted chunky woman.  Kyle screams for mercy and tried to run, but like all toddlers, Kyle was only able to waddle a few steps and he fell over flat on his face.  The woman came up to Kyle and picked him up saying in an aboriginal language, "aww poor baby, Babouska will take care."  Babouska was a woman from an all female Aborigine tribe.  As she dragged Kyle off to her village Kyle exclaimed, "F***ing whore! Let me go! NOOOOOoooooo!!!"        For the next few years, Kyle was raised by Babouska and the Aborigine women.  Kyle did everything in his power to torture the women, but the women loved him so much that they wouldn't let him go.  They played with him and curled his hair.  They brought him presents and pinched his cheeks every day.  The day came, however, when it was time for Kyle to leave the tribe of women, as all males had to when they reached the age.  All the women gathered to see him go.  At the gate of the village, Babouska waited for Kyle.  She told him, "Oh Kyle, I'm going to miss you so much.  If you ever need assistance, just cry out your mating call and we will be there for you."  Kyle replied, "WTF?"  As Babouska reached over to kiss Kyle goodbye he slapped her across the face and said, "ho bag, get your fangs away from me."  Kyle then walked away and entered the world to face the troubles and turmoil that it had to offer.
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