"A Penny For Your Thoughts A Dollar If You Flash Me."
"Homework Is The Root Of All Evil."
"Officer! I Swear She Said She Was 18."
"Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative."
"You eat glue?...thats cool I Eat Paste."
"There Are No Stupid Questions Just Stupid People."
" Don't Steal,The Government Doesn't LIke Competition."
"I Would Never Do Crack....I Would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" - Denis Leary
"He Was A Wise Man Who Invented Beer" - Plato
"Smelled vapor cream,haha makes me feel funny"
"Don't Knock Masturbation it's sex withsomeone I Love" - Woody Allen
"An Intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex"
