"A Woman Drove Me To Drink - And I Hadn't Even The Courtesy To Thank Her" - W.C. Fields
"Don't Let Schooling Interfere with your education" - Mark Twain
"The first thing we do,lets kill all lawers" -Shakespeare
"By all means marry,If you get a good wife you'll become happy,if you get a bad one,you'll become a phiosopher" - Socrates
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished" - Zsa Zsa Gabor