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Articles for the month of January 2005

XX JANUARY 2005 : [] - WAR ON IRAQ - PART 2

 

06 JANUARY 2005 : [1824] - LOW FLOW TOILETS

Why! Why did they decide to do this? I'm sure you know what I'm getting at. The regular toilet used to have power to it. A big thunderous noise when it was flushed. It would guarantee everything would flush down on the first try. That is of course if you didn't shit like an animal. The low flow toilets don't have that power. It barely sucks everything down the drain. It was made to conserve water because it will eventually run out. However, it doesn't really save water when you have to flush 2 to 4 times in order for everything to go down completely. I have had to flush more than a couple of times this whole week. So, it pissed me off enough to write this article.
05 JANUARY 2005 : [2120] - ASIAN TSUNAMI

Now this is a tragedy and of course all the religious people have to take advantage of it. They say "this is the sign of god." Signs of the end of the world. Yeah. Right. Lets open up our minds people. It was just a damn unfortunate event. Of course, I have my personal opinion about this tsunami. It's population control by the Earth. Believe it or not, know it or not, we are becoming overpopulated. Since we are not about to kill people to reduce the population, the Earth has taken the liberty to do it. Just think about it. Anytime a big disaster happens in whatever shape or form, it's just nature's way of controlling our population.
05 JANUARY 2005 : [2118] - NEW YEAR

Well the new year came and went like it does every damn year. Anything special happen? Nope! It was just another day. The world didn't suddenly renew itself. Sometimes humans can be so ignorant. Oh well. Live to survive I guess.