HOME SUICIDE WHOA! Slow down there, Mighty Mouse...
INVASION OF THE COOTIES!!!
*screams in terror*
RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE COOTIES ARE GOING TO GET YOU!
Your Forgetting just one thing...What exactly are you running from? COOTIES? *laughs* Well never fear, The Cootie Keeper is here.
Before you ask, Cooties are little magical fuzz balls that prance around causing mischief. What do Cooties have to do with you? Easy. They're EVERYWHERE! They're the good times, the fun and laughter you share with other people. They're quite loveable creatures you know, you just have to know how to use them.
Ok, stop laughing at me. Let's get one thing straight...YES, Cooties DO exist. And NO, i'm not a nut who forgot to take my medication.
I'm NOT a spunkie, boy crazed, teenage girl who thought up Cooties, because they went with my outfit. Or some crazy, girl crazed teenage boy set on brainwashing the entire population of girls into going out with me. Whatever you do...DON"T look at the Cooties...I'm just an average teenage girl who can relate. Whoever said growing up was easy, probaly didn't grow up at all. Or that being a teenager was a curse all on it's own, probaly didn't know how to make the right choices. Although, growing up is a pretty scary time, even if you willing to admit it or not. But with everything there are always ups and downs. Knowing how to get through them all (ALIVE) is very important. Just like the cooties that we all passed around in grade three, sometimes the best way to help others is to spread your knowleged. Or in this case...COOTIES!
If you need help, or have questions, don't be afraid to ask. From eating disorders to suicide, we've all got tips for anyone that wants them. So, what are you waiting for?
SPREAD SOME COOTIES!Sincerely,
THE COOTIE KEEPER
SPREAD SOME COOTIES!