How to Deal With Unforseen Speedbumps

Hmm, well, all didn't turn out as you had hoped.  Chances are, you're probably pretty frustrated (mad) right now.  Unfortunately, half of the key to making good orange juice is having a positive mentality.  Therefore, you must vent your rage and start again with a pleasant inner feeling.  There are many ways to vent agitation that result in positive feelings.  But, since this is a guide to making orange juice, let's just focus on one to get you back on track.

What To Do: Make a sign like the one above.  Do so any way you like.  Use pens and paper, crayons and cardboard, spraypaint and sheetmetal, whatever you fancy.  After the sign is made, place it on a vertical plane and smack your head against the sign repeatedly.  Keep doing so until you either: (a) can't stand the pain anymore or (b) fall on the floor unconcious. Of the two options, option (a) is reccomended.  After you come to your senses, you should be feeling pain.  This is good, because if you are a man, you feel pain.  And since you are a man, you can do anything...like make orange juice.  So get back up and start again, with your newly realized self.

Note: It is not a good idea to place the sign on a glass surface, for the constant banging of the head and sign may cause the glass to break.  This is bad, because if the glass breaks, your sign will fall down and you will not be able to bang your head against it anymore.  Use a good solid, strong, steady, sturdy surface.

Now that you've vented your rage, you're ready to

MAKE SOME ORANGE JUICE...THE MANLY WAY!!!