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| "If you wanna see Chris Jericho drinking a beer with Steve Austin gimme a do-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do" - to the fans, WWE InsurreXtion 07/06/03 Chris: "I'm a three time WWE tag team champion!" Christian: "I'm a nine time WWE tag team champion!" Chris: "Well I'm the first Undisputed Champion!" Christian: "Well your beard looks stupid!" Chris: "Well your tattoo means nothing, its just a blotch of ink!" "You can stop by my locker room after the match for some Vitamin C" - to Trish Stratus "When I sit down at a table to eat lunch, theres so much respect and awe of me that others get up and leave the table. Thats due to their being envious of me. They're in awe of me, and I can understand that as well. Thats just part of being a great man" - Aug 2002 WWE Magazine "I should be called Sir Saint Chris Jericho.I might go talk to Paul McCartney and see how he got his knighthood. Sir Saint Chris Jericho. That's perfect, I like that." - Aug 2002 WWE Magazine "The morning after I won the Undisputed Championship I looked in the mirror and the red ponytail was there. It was bestowed upon me from a higher power. Its like my own stigmata. It's a gift, a sign of my greatness!" "I will fight Chris Benoit on a boat, I will fight Chris Benoit on a goat, I will fight Chris Benoit when the scores are tied, I will fight Chris Benoit as a blushing bride, I will fight Chris Benoit while taking a quiz, I will fight Chris Benoit because of the jackass he is" - to Chris Benoit "I don't call myself a Living Legend because it looks good on a t-shirt or that it's a catchy phrase..no I call myself the Living Legend because it's the truth and I deserve it" "Tazz see how you might get a big head, I mean you are the star of MTVs Tough Enough. But I think there is another MTV show that fits you better, it's called Jackass!" - to Tazz "You people have been taught that mediocricy is excellence...Uh uh JERICHO is excellence" - to fans "You have a man who can make you jump off out of your seats, raise your filthy little hands in the air and scream: Go Jericho Go! Go Jericho Go! Go Jericho Go!" - to the fans, WWE Debut on RAW Chris: "It's your Birthday huh? How old will you be 36...37 years old?" Stephanie: "No I'm going to be 25" Chris: "No I asked how old you'd be not how many guys you've been with in the past few weeks!" "Seriously Eddie...I believe the Taco Bell chihuahua has more Latino Heat than you" - to Eddie Guerrero "What about you? What about Raisen? I mean you might as well ask what about the flight of the African ant-eater, or how about...what about the fact that nobody cares about those damn questions and nobody cares about you either - to Raven, Smackdown! "So I come out here tonight to apologise. I came to apologise to all the bargain basement sluts and to all the filthy, dirty, most disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding, trashbag hoes...I apologise for even comparing you to the miserable slimeball pig that is Stephanie McMahon Helmsley" "You can complain about the fact that you have a midget sized head on a normal sized body, or you can complain about the fact that Benoit in French means "chipped toothed jackass!" - to Chris Benoit "Your Dad was on the road night after night and your Mum was all alone and you wonder why you and your brother look nothing alike!" to Stephanie "(singing) Did you ever know that you're a jackass, the biggest one I've ever seen! Oh now I'm feeling rather parched. Hey Austin - Got milk?!" - to Austin, Smackdown! 2001 "Austin, in selling your mind, body and soul to Vince McMahon you've achieved the impossible. You've managed to become and even bigger slut than Stephanie!" to Austin, RAW 21/05/01 "Now you are the Queen of Hardcore, but movies don't really count" to Stephanie 16/07/01 "I just wanted to come by and congratulate you on acquiring ECW. I guess we now know what those letters stand for - Every Customer Welcome" to Stephanie 16/07/01 |
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