Suggestive promo's to read: Y2J promo: The short, short version Snitsky promo: The Debut (very important storyline, it's highly suggested you read before continuing) Snitsky promo: The hidden message (very important storyline, it's highly suggested you read before continuing)
[::Intro to clip::] With the win at Unleashed 2005, Amy Dumas was once again the Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation. Finally everything seemed to be back to normal, but appearances can be deceiving. In the months leading up to Unleashed 2005, a new superstar named Gene Snitsky made his first appearance in the Extreme Measures Federation. Not much had been known about this competitor, but in his few promo's (which are above) he vowed "to get what he wanted". Many people had written it off as a title or something of that nature, but on February 5th, 2005 we would find out exactly what Gene Snitsky was after...
[::The Clip::]
*We go into commercial, we come back with “Break the Walls down” blasting over the PA system and Chris Jericho goes into the ring minus Amy, then goes over and then gets a microphone*
.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Welcome to the Highlight Reel!! *pyrotechnics blasts off” You know I could sit here and brag about how I beat the living hell out of Randull Or Ton. But I something more important to do, because Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the new and rightful Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation Amy Dumas!!
“LovePassionFuryEnergy” blasts on the PA system as the crowd goes crazy as Amy runs out on the stage and then does some of her old Lita moves. She then goes to ring side and then slides into the ring, Amy gives Jericho a smile as she passes, Jericho returns it and then continues to clap. Then steps on the turnbuckle and does her turnbuckle taunt, then jumps down. The music stops and then Jericho hands her the microphone, suddenly a huge “Lita!! Lita!! Lita!!” chants starts, Amy lets it go then she begins to talk.)
.::Amy Dumas::.-Jericho, it’s been a tough few months for both of us. A lot has happened…things changed, I lost my Vice President job in part because Sierra could not stay out of our business. I was fired as the Vice President of the EMF, but at Unleashed “the Slayer of Careers” himself “Y2J” Chris Jericho beat the hell out of Randy Orton and as result I’m once again Vice President of the EMF!! Jericho, I can’t thank you enough for everything you done for me…..but you know what. I think I would like to relive that moment around the end of the match…you know which one.
(Amy hands Jericho the microphone.)
.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Oh sure I do Amy….in fact for all the Jerichohalics who didn’t see the Pay Per View, let me show you exactly what Amy is talking about on the insanely expansion Jeri-Tron 5000, show the picture that Amy’s talking about.
(The picture comes up on the Jeri-Tron, but it’s probably not the one you were expecting. It shows Randy Orton on top of Sierra. It has a caption of “guess Sierra couldn’t wait”. There are a text balloon coming from Orton’s mouth that says “I just scored…HARDCORE” and one coming from Sierra’s mouth it says “"it's not that big of a deal, your just guy 100 today...congrats" Jericho and Amy laugh at the picture
.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Wow that’s some interesting stuff right there, I mean a few weeks ago Sierra felt it necessary to show a picture of myself and Amy. So I guess turns about fair play, I mean Sierra. Couldn’t go for a full match could you, being the slut that you are you couldn’t even wait until the match was over to give it up to Randull Or Ton. Seems Sierra was busy that day, though don’t feel too special Randull, because your prize is the many, many STD’s that Sierra carries!!
*While this is happening, we go back stage with Randy Orton on the phone talking to someone, suddenly Sierra standing behind Orton who is talking on the phone*
.::Randy Orton::.-Please, he's not even my league….I would have beat Jericho had it not been for Sierra!...I would have you know....yeah I still would have been Vice President if Sierra wasn't such as screw...
Sierra: Ahemm...if I wasn't a what?
.::Randy Orton::.-*still talking on the phone* I'll call you back another time *turns the phone off...and faces Sierra*. You heard what I said, if you weren't such a screw up, I would still be Vice President of the EMF. What the hell were thinking, I had Jericho right where I wanted him!!
Sierra: you were dazed and confused I wanted to secure your Victory, I didn't know Jericho would have sense enough to catch me...if you knew how to catch and keep your balance you wouldn't have lost
.::Randy Orton::.-Oh right, I'm suppose to keep my balance when I get a body thrown at me. Maybe you should lose some weight, because only then I would have been able to keep my balance!
Sierra: LOSE WEIGHT, Maybe you should lift weights, build up that scrawny body.. what the point of having muscles if you can't even lift a 120 pound woman...
.::Randy Orton::.-Scrawny body, does this look like a scrawny body to you? But even I couldn't catch someone chucked at me like that, 120 pounds...felt more like 300.
Sierra: Why I oughta *she reared back like she was gonna hit him when something on the monitor caught her Eye*
Sierra's music hits as she storms out onto the stage, standing there the RWA-WCW women's title over her shoulder, never leave home without it...She stood there with a microphone in hand..
Sierra: You think you are SOOO clever showing these pictures, oh so Very funny...
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Hey, I think it's funny. What you think Amy?
.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh I think it's hilarious
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I mean all this time you have wanted to reveal *mocking voice*"the truth" *end mocking voice*. Yet we find out the truth, and you don't like it. Yes the truth we found out about you Sierra that without a doubt you are the biggest slut in the Extreme Measures Federation today...hell maybe ever! I mean just like you said a few weeks ago...a pictures worth a thousand words
Sierra: *smiling trying to hide the fact she had been one upped..* You know Jericho, the fact that I can get with any person I want says to me that you are jealous, being you haven't gotten with the one you truly want. I mean I'm not the slut you think I am, I'm sure if you found out the exact numbers you'd be saddened by how few are actually on the list. That still doesn't change the fact that I could have Anyone I wanted...So you go ahead and make fun of that stupid Picture, if Randy Orton was any type of real man he would have caught me no problem and not made a scene like that...
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Jealous of you? Please, I mean I could live a million years as I am without the list of diseases you have. I mean Amy and I went researched this more and this is the list we came up with
(Amy shows Sierra a list, then starts to read the list of STD's that Sierra supposively has)
"Line in the Sand" blasts on the PA system, as Amy continues to read STD's that Sierra has, Randy Orton comes out of the stage)
.::Randy Orton::.-Jericho, Dumas..surprisely I'm not out here to give you any problems. Rather than answer Sierra here, this may be a first but I agree the Other World. I mean obviously the reason why you cost me the match was that you wanted a piece of the Legend Killer. Though I will say...sorry I don't dig fat chicks, but I heard those Lunadue people could help you that one day you may have a chance with Randy Orton.
Sierra: SHUT UP...SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!!! You know what I'll solve this..First you Orton, *looking towards his trunks.* can't even see an outline bud, do you think I want any of that, hardly, if I wanted a woman I'd go get one. *she turned looking to the ring* AS for you two..Jericho I'm gonna have someone do what Orton couldn't and thats SHUT YOU THE HELL UP...That man is none other than my enforcer, TAZZ..
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-You know what Sierra bring on that dwarf, I got a score to settle with him anyways and I will give him a Y..............2.................J beating that he will never eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever forget again
"break the walls down" Sierra looks on pissed, Orton is behind her motioning that she's fat. She turns around and then he smiles innocently. She looks back at Jericho and Amy, yelling at them. Orton continues what he was doing, Sierra turns around quickly and catches Orton. Orton is frozen, then Sierra smacks him and then storms back as EMF goes to commercial.*
*The camera cuts to backstage where Coach is waiting and becoming very impatient looking at his watch over and over*
COACH: Where the HELL is SNITSKY? If I don't get this interview I swear, he'll be….
*Snitsky sneaks up and appears behind coach with a disturbed look*
SNITSKY: I'll be what Coach?
Coach gets paralyzed in fear and slowly turns around and looks at Snitsky and begins to cower in front of him*
COACH: Oh…uh…nothing Gene nothing at all….yep nothing!
SNITSKY: Gooood!
COACH: Well, now that you're here for our interview I wanted to answer some questions everyone's wanted to know. You haven't been around lately and haven't said a word to anyone ever since this thing with Dude Nick and the lockeroom started.
SNITSKY: Let's just say I've been doing a lot of planning Coach. Some special plans are in store.
COACH: For Dude Nick?
SNITSKY: I dunno, could be….
COACH: Oh, maybe its for the World Title, we saw you taking a good look at it the other week.
SNITSKY: Maybe…but then again maybe not….what do you think?
COACH: HOLD IT! Now I know, its gotta be the tag titles, you and Taker plan on stealing the titles again….. aren't you?
SNITSKY: You don't sound too sure Coach.
COACH: WELL DAMNIT I DON'T KNOW! AND EVERYONE IN THE LOCKER ROOM WANTS TO KNOW TOO!
SNITSKY: TOO BAD! They'll all find out soon enough, what I planned to do ever since I got here. And like I said, they won't even see it coming.
COACH: So I guess that leaves us with…what do you plan on doing in the rumble?
SNITSKY: Honestly, I've got bigger fish to fry, but if the federation feels like wasting my time, so be it. If I win, Nick's ass is grass. If not…well, not a real big loss when you think about it anyway, at least someone will do the dirty work for me. Well, guess it's time I head to the ring…not like it matters anyway, I'm already getting my prize.
*Snitsky walks off with Coach even more puzzled.*
JR: Now what the hell was that all about? Prize? What prize?
KING: I dunno JR…but it seems Snitsky isn't spilling the beans. World Title, Tag Titles, the Rumble…I mean what else could it be? Everyone is wondering!
“Just another victim” blasts on the PA system as Tazz comes to the ring
JR-Tazz is Sierra’s enforcer, but he also comes from the Other World
King-Yeah I heard it’s weird over there…you know Paul Heyman is actually an announcer there and not me
Kris Gaffney-and Jeff Hardy isn’t a loser..
The lights fade out “Other World” blasts on the PA system and Chris Jericho is standing in the isle way. Then spins around pumping his fist and then turns around. Jericho looks to the entrance as Amy Dumas walks from the back and then they walk to the ring together
JR-This is rare appearance for the Other World on Shockwave
King-Yeah, yeah…whatever
Kris Gaffney-If they were in the IBL, Gates would be like “WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR LINE UP, THAT’S IT..GET OUT..GET OUT NOW!!
[Jericho and Amy stand on the outside, and then Jericho slides into the ring and then takes Tazz down with a spear and then starts to hammer him with a few fists and then Jericho pulls up Tazz and then whips him to the ropes and then Tazz bounces off the ropes and then Jericho hits a clothesline to Tazz and then Tazz goes down and then Jericho picks him up and then hits a few hard knife edge chops and then he stumbles into the corner and then Jericho hits a few knife edge chops to Tazz and then Jericho tries to whip Tazz to the opposite side of the ring and Tazz goes crashing and then Jericho charges at Tazz. But Tazz counters with a drop toe hold and then Jericho goes crashing into the bottom rope and then Tazz hits a few stomps on Jericho and then chokes Jericho with his boot and then he starts to mouth off to Amy for a few seconds. Then goes back towards Jericho, suddenly Jericho turns the table and then hits a few forearms to Tazz and then brings him out of the corner and then whips him to the ropes and then Tazz bounces off the ropes and then Jericho goes for a clothesline and then Tazz ducks under it and then Tazz is able to hit a t-bone suplex. Tazz then shakes the effect and then hits a few hard stomps on the downed Jericho and then picks him up and then picks him up and then hits a body slam and then goes to the ropes and then comes off the ropes and hits a big knee drop into the face of Jericho and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1………………….2…………kick out. Jericho tries to get up on all fours and then Tazz then hits a few forearms across the neck, and then Tazz puts Jericho into a camel clutch. Jericho yells in pain, the ref asks him if he wants to give it up. Jericho refuses, suddenly Amy starts hitting the apron getting the crowd behind him suddenly Jericho starts to get to his knee’s under him and then goes to his feet and then and then hammers Tazz with a few hard elbows into the gut and then he breaks the hold and then charges to the ropes and then bounces off and then leaps in the air for a cross body block and then Tazz ducks out of the way and then Jericho goes crashing into the ref]
King-Why don’t they use someone that won’t be knocked out..
Kris Gaffney-Could you imagine what would have happened if Brock Lesnar was the ref
(this scene played in Kris’ head- Jericho misses the cross body block, but is caught by the ref and the ref hits the F-5 on Jericho)
[Jericho turns around and then both Jericho and Tazz knock each other down with a double clothesline. Suddenly the camera focus’ on the isle where Prez Mike runs down with a steel chair and slides into the ring and then gets the chair ready. Amy’s yelling to warn Jericho, but suddenly someone grabs Mike by the leg and pulls him out of the ring and it’s the Rock!! The Rock hits a fist on Prez Mike, Mike stumbles back and then Mike stumbles around the ring to get away, but then Rock takes Mike and then throws him into the crowd. Mike then tries to escape into the crowd and then the Rock gives chase to him. Jericho and Amy and Jericho look at each other, then shrug their shoulders. Amy then warns Jericho about Tazz. Jericho turns around and Tazz tries to take his head off with the steel chair and then Jericho does his shuffle as Tazz tries to reload and hit a chair shot on Jericho and then Tazz turns around and then Jericho hits a super kick on the chair that sends Tazz backwards and then Tazz stumbles back and then bounces off the ropes dazed and then Jericho hits a sleeper slam and then goes into the cover but there is no ref. Jericho then hits a few stomps and then Tazz after a time starts moving towards the corner and then Jericho hits a few hard knife edge chops and then Jericho whips Tazz to the opposite side of the ring and then Tazz bounces off and then Jericho charges from behind him and then bounces off the ropes and then hits a running bulldog. Jericho nips up, then looks around then runs to the ropes and then sping boards off going for the lion sault. But Tazz moves out of the way and then Jericho changes it so he lands on his feet. But he lands weird, and then Jericho falls on the mat in pain holding his leg, then falls out of the ring. Amy goes over quickly and checks on Jericho looking really concern.]
JR-It looks like Jericho may have some sort of injury to the leg
King-Sucks to be him
Kris Gaffney- or as the old man of the NBL would say Sux2bu
[Tazz takes a few moments to recover, and then rolls out of the ring. Seeing Amy over Jericho, he goes over as Amy pleads to him to back off due to injury. But Tazz keeps coming, and scares off Amy. She runs off on to the side near the entrance. Tazz then rolls Jericho into the ring and then hits a few stomps the injured leg, as Jericho screams in obvious pain. Tazz then decides to do something he usually does not do, and go to the top rope. Amy grabs on to Tazz’s foot, Tazz kicks Amy off, she’s able to land on her feet and then Tazz says something and then Tazz leaps off the top rope and Jericho puts his good foot up and then Tazz’s face goes right into his boot with the extra time thanks to the extra time Amy bought Jericho. Jericho has to roll to the ropes grabs on to the ropes and then pulls himself up. Then Jericho yells for Tazz to get up, outside Amy’s cheering on Jericho. Suddenly someone taps her on the shoulder she turns around, then screams in surprised. It’s Gene Snitsky, before Amy can run he picks her up and puts her over his shoulder. Mean while in the ring, Jericho’s head snaps towards Amy screams. His eyes grow big seeing Snitsky carrying Amy over his shoulder as she’s kicking and yelling for him. Jericho tries to run for her, but before he can Tazz jumps him from behind and then puts on the Tazzmission. Jericho struggles trying to find a way out to run after Snitsky. Obviously the ref is up now, Jericho then is able to hit a back mule kick low blow. Tazz goes down in pain and then Jericho even with the bad leg jumps out of the ring. Then starts to limp as fast as he can up the ramp.]
JR-What the hell did we just witness?
King-maybe…JUST ANOTHER KIDNAPPING
Kris Gaffney-……guess this was what Snitsky was after the whole time…
(We go into the backstage as Snitsky is now entering the parking lot to a car that is already running. Obviously Amy’s still struggling to get free, yelling for Jericho. Snitsky puts Amy down, Amy tries to get away. But Snitsky grabs her arm and then turns her around, she struggles. But Snitsky puts on handicuffs on her. Then after sometime that Snitsky is able to put them on and then forces her in the back of the car. Snitsky locks the door…but before he can get into the car Jericho jumps him from behind and then hits hard, quick fist desperately trying to get Amy. Who is still yelling for him (obviously she can’t get away now), Snitsky to get Jericho off him, then kicks as hard as he can into his injured leg. Jericho stumbles back in extreme pain, but ignores and goes back only to get some white powder blinding him. Snitsky then hits a big boot on Jericho he’s down now, Jericho still is desperately trying to fight, but can’t see a thing. Snitsky helps him up and then grabs him by the hair and smashes him into another car so hard it cracks the windshield. Snitsky laughs, then says]
Gene Snitsky-You did this to yourself Jericho, it wasn’t my fault
Snitsky laughs, then quickly goes to the car drivers side and gets in and Amy is screaming as Snitsky burns rubber and gets out of there. Jericho rolls off the car, bleeding and then yells.]
Jericho-AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!
(Shockwave goes off the air with that)
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