| Quotes and Such |
| Can't eat can't sleep reach for the stars over the top World Series kinda stuff ~It Takes Two |
| Real men wear Speedos |
| I'm down with feelings |
| Hey! I wanna shower with other men too! |
| When life tinkles in your pool of dreams, add chlorine and keep swimming. |
| "Are we simply romantically challenged...Or are we sluts?" ~Sex in the City |
| If you ask me, the only reason his boat is floating is because his head is full of air ~Jenna |
| In a society that demands perfection its hard to look yourself straight in the mirror and be satisfied. ~Jamie |
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| If wishes were fishes the sea would be full of them. but wishes aren't fishes, so that's why we go swimming!!! ~Laurenie |
| Sex and the City Quotes |
| Obviously, this show is about sex, so some of these quotes are a bit raunchy, but they're still funny. If you can't handle the material in these quotes, please escort yourself out by clicking here. |
| Charlotte: I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just want to give up! Miranda: Well, I just want to tie her down and force-feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me. |
| Carrie: New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, people who can't get it. No wonder the city never sleeps. It's too busy trying to get laid. |
| Charlotte: Oh God, seeing someone for the first time [after you break up] is the worst. You never know how to act. Carrie: Yeah, and then there's the vomit. |
| Charlotte: I just don't understand. How could you forget someone you slept with? Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore. |
| Miranda: If 85% [of men] aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops. Carrie: Wow, you're practically a virgin! |
| Samantha: The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world! Carrie: And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff. |
| Charlotte: Did you know I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become re-virginized? Carrie: And, I would imagine, quite frisky. |
| Charlotte, after her date who's a very bad kisser: He raped my face! I'm never seeing him again! |
| Carrie: The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires. |
| just because you can whip it out and piss on my parade doesnt mean you should ~John |
| I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is eveything. Do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying. ~Charles Finn |