"Good grammar is essential for crime fighting." -Teresa quoting Batman

"I am not a pack of hot dogs, I am your mother!" -Teresa

"So, I can curl up in a little ball as long as I'm social?" -Cassandra

"Wooden legs are not for drinking. Bad Rhinocerous." -Eric

"I'd rather be a pentagon than a square." -Clara

"You hit me with a cookie and you don't even give me a bite!" -Mary

"That's lip gloss not hand-writing utensils." -Amy

"I'm not going to eat disks." -Mary

"I need to work on my folding." -Sky

"Yoda is not for forehead application." -Cassandra

"My grandma is part of the Biscay Liquor mafia." -Teresa

"Yoda has been moistened with my spit." -Cassandra

"You must not massage your head on the corner of my book." -Cassandra

"I want to climb and swing on ropes with Yoda on my back." -Cassandra

"Run! Run! Don't let the flaming apricot hit you!" -Teresa

"I don't want you guys to be moss today." -Ms. Olsen

"I feel like a package of meat: being poked and prodded." -Cassandra

"I leaned on something pointy" -Teresa

"Did you eat the poo?" -Cassandra

"I keep them [boogers] there until they get crispy." -Teresa

"Just pick your nose as you play and it will feel all better." -Cassandra

"I'm not in the safety zone anymore." -Teresa

"All you talk about is boogers and butts." -Teresa >"And poo." -Anthony

"When I ask why, it's different than Kevin Costner" -Cassandra

"Don't be so foggy." -Shantelle

"Today would be a good day to skip school and go flying." -Clara

"I'd like to stick my finger up each one of the Presidents' noses, so I could say I have picked presidential noses." -Cassandra

"You smell like chicken." -Cassandra

"I am not ill-educated when it comes to burping games." -Anna

"Don't eat your calculater." -Mary

"I want to discover ancient cities with you!" -Alex

"It's hard to be serious when you've got ears" -Cassandra

"That's 2 times today that I've been uncomfortably soggy." -Cassandra

"Your nose keeps popping out." -Alex

"Those kids...they have to stop putting fetuses on sticks." -Cassandra

"Fingers sound like squirrels when they are detatched from the body." -Cassandra

"We have sheep poo on sale this week...except we're all out." -Anthony

"I'd rather have sheep poo than pig poo." -Anna

"I'm sorry you felt like a sloth." -Sky

"And now all I have is the cookie placemat for knowledge and guidence." -Cassandra

"I don't like you in zombie form." -Mary

"Ouch! You hit me with a duct tape bookmark!" -Mary

"Stop smearing your mind on the ceiling" -Teresa

"A whole hour of spontaneous human combustion fun & excitement" -Cassandra

"That is not a pointed sword, that's a wrapping paper tube." -Teresa

"Insert nose flute playing here." -Cassandra

"And you would read headlines saying 'Death by Boogers'" -Cassandra

"I have division on the bottom of my shoe." -Mary

"My nose was flaring." -Teresa

"Forks are not nasal appliances." -Cassandra

"We cannot eat radioactive materials for our breakfast, dinner, or lunches." -Cassandra

"...so it can be free-standing nasal French toast." -Cassandra

"I'd much rather have a rock than a fish head." -Cassandra

"You shouldn't call people's socks gay." -Teresa

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