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"We're not livestock!" -Rachael

"You disrupted my foot sheath." -Teresa

"Don't throw your brain at me!" Cassandra

"The antenna of the phone is not made for nasal usage." -Cassandra

"Look at that stainless steel building!" -Lynn

"I've never delivered a play by play of my urine." -Cassandra

"I can't even spit properly." -Gertrude

"I'm a pumpkin and I'm psycic!" -Mary

"Stop watching me write. It makes me uncomfortable." -Jean

"OOO, he's pretty textured." -Mrs. Walling

"I was all like AHHH!! [jabbing motion] and I had my orange juice and my bendy straw." -Cassandra

"You should tell her your book smelt like cat fecal matter." -Cassandra

"We're not playing Usbekistan." -Cassandra

"Ooo, this is a long head stick." -Teresa

"Bless you!...Taste like chicken?" -Richard

"When in doubt, smash a guitar." -Yuriy

"Hey Kayla! Ya know what? Saxophones and trumpets don't get along." -Clara

"Dude, can I have your liver? No, I'm kinda using it..." -Teresa

"I don't think cats get along with saxophones either." -Clara

"Ah ha! There you are pudding dish!" -Teresa

"What? All of a sudden Ice-T was sitting there with his hard hat." -Cassandra

"I hate typing salads!" -Teresa

"That straw, you better through it away, or else the monkeys will choke on it." -Mr. S

"Why do you have your hand in cheese?" -Kristin

"That milk you're drinking, it came from a male cow." -Mr. S

"Teresa had this look on her face like 'Oh my god, walls'" -Briget

"We should send you to a Wal-Mart bag rehab center." -Mary

"And pi came in and screwed it all up." -Teresa

"I don't love your lunchbox." -Maria

"I's jump off the paper at you." -Mr. Peterson

"Mom, can you pass me some Whore Chips?" -Cassandra

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