"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and a dog."
- Mark Twain

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix

The following are from the movie Snatch:

"You ever cross the road and look the wrong way? And then presto, there's a car near you. So what do you do? Something very silly; you freeze and your life doesn't flash before you cause you're too fucking scared to think. You just freeze and put a stupid face."

"For every action, there's a reaction. And a pikey reaction...is quite a fucking thing."

"Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck."

"He wasn't talking to you fuck face."
"Fuck face well thats a good one Harold I'll have to remember that one the next time I'm crawling off your mom."

"Sneaky fucking Russian"

There's one more, but since it's really dirty, I don't think I'll post it up right now.