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The Youssef Assad Fanclub

est. 1975

The glazed look you get when either debugging or watching a nubile female prance about.
... and as he regained consciousness, Youssef looked about and said to himself, "Where am I, and what am I doing in this handbasket?"

OK. At the time of writing, the number of members in the only official (plenty plenty of unofficial ones!) Youssef fan club is still one. That would be me. But that's OK; only cowards close clubs for lack of members - I may be dumb, but I'm no coward. And I'm not dumb either, while we're offtopic. Who said that? Anyhow.

So, this is your run of the mill homepage; look on the bright side - there's none of that typical "Hi my name is Jenni and I luuurve cats" slush on this site. No sir. Content is the game of the name around here. See those links at the top of the page? That's content. So is a cat after a hearty dinner, but that's not the kind of content we're talking here.

There's some writing - no, no lurid quasi-true sex stories; budding actresses may apply anytime, however. What else is there... oh yes, there's my resume in case you want to make sure I can spell the name of my high school properly (It's Leah Poo Shawn). erm ,I have pictures up too. No holds barred snapshots of people I know doing mostly odd things. Sometimes I program too, and if you're masochistic enough to want to try out some of the stuff there, then please have the grace to e-mail Linus and tell him he's still number one. And last but !least() we have the dead horse of the website universe, the links page.

Oh, and in case you are looking for my public GnuPG key, here it is.



I used vim, bluefish, and The Gimp to make these pages. Thanks to the relevant people. :-)

I may be contacted here. This page is copyleft; that means that if you use any of them in anything, you may be dumb but you're not breaking any law.

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