'Oh crap', Betty wailed as her trousers fell round her ankles for the fourth time that afternoon, 'I wish there was more to do around here'. She yanked on her jeans and went to grab a fork with which she could eat her tasty Chicken and Mushroom flavour noodle snack. Having done this, she plonked herself on the sofa where she could peruse the latest goings on in the world of pop, aided by liberal use of the remote control. Betty's older sister, Beeny, was in the kitchen, puffing her way through a packet of woodbines.

'Turn that racket down', she bellowed.

Betty ignored the dulcet tones of Beeny and proceeded to taste the first gorgeous forkful of her noodle snack...