(You must be forgetting that public nudity is, in fact, illegal. Put on your pants and shirt and we'll have a little talk about a nice room with squishy walls.)
LilMangaGirl: .....Jay-walking!!!! Ohhh hooo! Watch out. Im gonna get you.
(Oh no. I'm shaking. Someone help, oh please help. She's coming...across the street.....even as we speak....)
Khrysteenah and UnurithOmirkwood: Christina and Kate here! We both prefer under-age drinking, which is
occasionally accompanied with public intoxication....and public in-decency (AKA "LET'S GO STREAKING WOOOOOO") Also there is statutory rape as Christina's
deadjournal so kindly points out. Although Kate's more partial to poking badgers with spoons....mmmm badger.
(I really, REALLY hope that there is ABSOLUTELY NO INNUENDO in the statement about spoons and badgers. Or is that beavers? I can't remember.)