RoLLie PoLLie eaTeR, iNC.
And the beating goes on...
       So, you are probably wondering about the title.  Probably thinking about the meaning of it.  If you are, you need to just relax a bit and give your brain a rest, but if you must know...
     See, I used to (and I greatly stress the word used) eat rollie pollies as a kid.  Strange, eh?  Well, you will be surprised how many people have done this.  No, I can't tell you how they taste.  I can, in fact, tell you the way their little feet would tickle my inner cheek everytime I tried to eat one.  Enough about that, though. 

             
           Don't take this site personally or seriously.  PLEASE!!!  Just enjoy.
Hey, where the fuck is Waldo!?
I'm laughing so hard I am going to crap in my pants and ask for a pair of   "Oops, I Crapped My Pants!"
What does your mother say when the music is too damn loud?
Here are some stuff I dug out with a huge ass shovel
Stuff I made up
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(c) Creator/Rollie Pollie Eater: Cristal Bernal (2001/2002)
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