| Family Guy Quotes |
| Stewie (Sees Brian licking himself): What the hell are you doing? Brian: I'm cleaning myself. Stewie: You were cleaning yourself 15 minutes ago, now you're on vacation! -Andreas -nemesis_ajc@comcast.net |
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| Peter: The Brady's live in a bad neighborhood. Lois: Really? Peter: Yeah. They got guns, drugs, hookers, you name it. Black woman pops up outside the window: You folks want some pancakes? Peter: No thanks! (To Lois) See Lois, all we got is Jemimah's Witnesses. -Emily allthebetterforcheese@yahoo.com |
| Stewie: Yes, I'll have some ice cream, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you. |
| Lois: Come on Stewie. You know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegtables. Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman. Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane... Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers! |
