Self-defense is absolutely crucial in a world of malignance. Thus, one must prepare the self to protect against what maladies may emerge.
Always have your pants on, regardless of what sex you are. As seen with the real example, those who are unprepared of phallic covering will be at a severe disadvantage. Pants provide protection against surprise attacks, such as the near-fatal "Ball-Ripper" stance.
A mere kick to the nuts will merely stun a professional fighter (any normal guy like me would have passed out and died on the spot, but eh, what can you expect), stand up, spit, and kick some ass. Thus, one must remove the source of the aggressor's power; for once severed, he shall be forever powerless (for no human doctor is able to reattach the chi flow back), and talk like Michael Jackson.
The mouth is a deadly weapon. Words CAN'T hurt as much as this. |
