| February 8, 2002 12:30 a.m. |
| Okay, so here is the PERFECT example why I don't get any play... Cute Law Student: So, there's this really great Italian restraunt over near SFCC, have you ever been there? Me the Idiot: No, is it good? Cute Law Student: Yeah, you should go some time... LONG PAUSE AS WE BOTH TREAD WATER IN MY DENSE HEAD Me: Oh, I guess I'll check it out sometime... DUH. God, I wonder why I don't have a committed boyfriend...Of course, this can definitely be viewed as a good thing. I can hang out with the cute blonde this weekend, the cute asshole next weekend... And considering I don't know where I'll be living 5 months from now, why bother wasting my time on someone who voluntarily lives in this shithole of a state?? |
| February 8, 2002 |
| The Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony Drinking Game Created by: Jason, Christy, Dannie, Eric, Shawn, & Katie Every country that ends in "a": Drink 1 All Countries that begin and end in a vowel: Drink 2 Every reference to September 11th/terrorism: Drink 1 Every country represented by less than 5 people: Drink 3 When the flag bearer competes in an event no one has heard of: Drink 2 Everyone Drink 1 for Canada If Botswana or Djbouti is represented: Drink 5 Drink 2 for every black hockey player Any last name longer than 13 letters: Drink 3 All featured players wearing a hat with a big ball on top: Drink 1 Sighting of a mullet: Drink 1 Any name with 3 consecutive consonants: Drink 1 |
| February 9, 2002 10:39 |
| Thoughts contemplating while sleeping in the Judge's lounge at the Eastside Tournament... 1) Do victoria's secret commercials count as free porn or just smutt? 2) If I have to listen to Watermelon Boats (which was old when I was in high school) one more time, one of the Kate's is gonna get her face smashed in? 3) Who's the idiot that hired Bob Costas anyway? 4) It's a good thing I showed up at 8 am so that I could wait an hour and a half for the first round to start. 5) How did Yoda confuse James with Arun??? 6) How did I make it through last night without throwing up/passing out? 7) Why do they call it skeleton? 8) 1300 SAT and 3.8 can't get you into UF?!?! 9) What exactly do Florida's public high school debate coaches teach? (Cuz it certainly isn't speaking skills.) 10) Damn Joe... |
| February 19, 2002 7:13 p.m. |
| Lessons Learned the Weak-End of Valentines Day 2002: (1) Never, EVER plan 5 months in advance for a romantic valentines day in Boston...nine times out of ten, Romantic will turn into COMPLETELY MISERABLE. (2) Air rage is real...very, very real...particularly in coach when you want to pop your companion(s) in the mouth. (3) Pad Thai is not nearly as good in a seedy Gainesville Thai franchaise as it is in an upscale pan-asian restraunt in Boston. Especially when it lacks the company of Rhodes, Marshall, Zollman and Daviduke. (4) Coming home is not nearly as fun when the answer to the question "how was your trip?" is "just plain terrible". (5) Bringing Satin pajamas "just in case" is a curse in and of itself. (6) When you laugh as your northern-dwelling friend slips and falls on his ass on the way to the T stop, you will, no less than a minute later, fall on your southern-dwelling bottom and he will laugh harder. (7) It is humanly possible for a girl to spend over TWENTY minutes on an airplane putting her hair back in a ponytail only to have the person who is supposed to pick her up leave her stranded by herself. (8) Coach is the best form of birth control not on the market. (9) Just because you manage to bring something past Orlando Airport Security does not mean it will make the return route past the Nazis they have working with the MPs at Logan. (10) Don't bring anything valuable in your carry on. The new security regulations will pretty much guarantee that you will lose it before you even get on the plane....God, I miss my cell phone. |
| February 27, 2002 12:29 a.m. |
| Okay, so this whole friendtest.com thing that the UF Debate team has become obsessed with lately, I just have one thing to say: THE AP DANIELLE WAS AROUND FIRST AND IT'S BETTER! WHY? Because it's actually funny. I mean, I don't send you all spam once a month because you decided to be my friend and fill out a damn survey....oh wait...Okay, the monthly poll is for my own personal entertainment. I don't want you to buy anything from me or for me...well, you can buy me a beer if you want to...in the meantime, respond to the damn poll and send me your Top Ten Activities that Should Be Olympic Sports already. It's the only thing keeping me from killing my boss... |