| {The Monthly Poll} |
| February |
| Top Ten Activities That Should Be Olympic Sports: Brought to you by The Self-Proclaimed "Explorer Bitch" (aka Shawn L.) |
| So, the theme(s) of this month's poll is/are as follows: Thomas is a big meanie, Jason is going to be the next Dave Barry, and my father is just plain scary. Here are some of the most memorable entries: |
| snooze button--Rebecca avalanche racing--Walt (aka Big Daddy Malo) Curling - Oh damn!!! It's a sport already...Wait a minute....curling is an Olympic sport? What's this world coming to (--Jason) Who can date Dannie the longest contest, sure to be an event to be viewed by all (--Thomas the big fat meanie) Midget Tossing (--Shawn) Snow Peeing (--Katie) |
| And the General Results Are: |
| Events involving the consumption of alcohol 12 Actual legitimate sporting events 7 Sexual Events 6 Events involving some sort of indecent exposure, but not sex--what's the point, I ask you? 5 Events that involve only women 2 Events Involving Sleep 2 Events that involve dating Dannie 2 |
| And here are the specifics...you sickos... |
| Rebecca: how close to the deadline can I begin writing a paper snooze button Walt: sex standing in a hammock/canoe Women's bobsled waxing in bikinis Beer drinking by the yard Beer drinking in the yard Bare drinking in the yard hot tub endurance yodeling women's naked yodeling ski jumping with snowboards avalanche racing Katie D.: Snow Angels Snow Peeing Drinking contests Bake-Off Mud wrestling Anything sexual Any olympic event done in the nude Shawn L.: gun duels with cheating judges mixed alcohol challenge Backwards skeleton TV Watching Ice Wrestling Midget Tossing Debate Sex |
| Dannie's list: Barista Debate Zoe chasing Dannie's Slimiest Ex-The Gold Medalist undefeated for 8 yrs! Co-ed Naked Twister Staying awake/comprehending Saxon's Class (Bi-athalon) Kickboxing Freeloading--Pat wins Drunk Cheerleading--for Gold, you must go all night without putting out to a frat guy Away Message Creation |
| Thomas: Calisthenics Toothless redneck go-down Naked Jello-Shot Wrestling Get drunk and projectile vomit Who can date Dannie the longest contest, sure to be an event to be viewed by all Staying the longest in Gainesville after graduation Strip Tease Drinking tequilla etc, etc etc Chicken killing Dodge Bomb-this is similar to the classic Dodge Ball played by people who live near Army bases |
| Jason C.: Wheelchair sex Bowling Psycho-Roommate Tossing Beer Chugging Virgin Sacrfice in the Torch-Whichever country's virgin screams the least wins Curling - Oh damn!!! It's a sport already...Wait a minute....curling is an Olympic sport? What's this world coming to? Terrorist Torture Sleeping Contest Sex |