Short Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A: In the North, they begin "Once upon a time..."
but in the South it's "Yall ain't ever gonna believe this..."
Horse #1: I'm sure glad I'm not a bird. I could get hurt!
Horse #2: Why is that?
Horse #1: I can't fly.
A man: God, how much is a million dollars to you?
God: It is but a penny.
A man: God, how long is a million years to you?
God: It is but a second.
A man: God, could you please give me a penny?
God: Sure, just a second.
I went riding today.
Horseback?
Sure. It came back before I did. |
