Stories
Where Is God?

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievious. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any muschief occurred in their town, their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at there wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergymanin town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The clergyman Agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down  and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no responce so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in te boy's face. "WHERE IS GOD?" At that the boy bolted from the room and ran driectly home, slamming himself in the closet. Hos older brother followed him into the closet and asked him what happened. The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"