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| If Horses had Bumper Stickers... HONK...if you wanna see me spook!! "yeah, yeah, whatever..." This, for the horse who sleeps through shoeings.: "Impulsion is Vastly Over-rated" - A lazy pony... "If you can read this, you're about to be kicked in the face" "Think Faster Human!" - for the really smart horse... I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!! "Turn signals are for amateurs." - unbroke 3 yr old. "Choose Life: Stay Outta My Way!!!" "You Name it, I Jump it!!!" "Got Grain?" Gentlemen chase foxes, not cows. "Because I AM smarter, stupid!!!" - the donkey "It's not trouble until I'm in the middle of it." - 4 month old colt. I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance? can't jump today...the voices told me to stay home and clean my food dish. "Caution: Gas pedal faulty" "I see dead people." - for the overly skitish type. Soundness is a state of mind |